Aavoxx
Got my own theme music...
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I seem to have been targeted by a certain someone lately. Must resist the urge to push the boundaries.
Met a cute little chick the other night at the bar.
I told her she reminded me of my little toe.
She asked "why, because I'm so little and cute?"
I said "No, because I'm drunk and I'm gonna bang you on the coffee table before I get to the bedroom"