Social Security - your thoughts?

Then get your ass to work and sign off the interwebs. I need a new set of clubs.

Just like in my former profession. The junior guys wanted me to leave so they could have my seat. They didn't give a **** about me. So I don't give a **** about them. I hope they eliminate the cap so that every dollar they earn is taxed. I paid for their insurance when they were furloughed, and they wanted to keep the age at 65 rather than move it to 67 so that I would get out of their way. So **** em.
like i said, selfish. no different than the rest of the takers
 
So on a serious note, I have a buddy who is late 50s and owns a very successful restaurant. He has been divorced about 18 years.

We were eating and I told him I literally had nothing in the tank to even pretend to care about getting to know a female but still had guy needs. Even asking there name seems like to much emotional effort right now.

He immediately goes…that’s why I f hookers.

He then proceeds to give me his personal wisdom they kinda hit hard. He said “we are both successful guys and can get laid. That’s not the issue. The issue is we don’t wanna the hassle anymore. You don’t pay a hooker for sex. You pay them to leave.”

Hit me hard. Like I’m done here. Transaction complete. No fighting. No screaming. No dealing with her feelings. Just bye.

Kinda changed my view.

If it floats, flies or f^cks, rent it.
 
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