Transcript from Nick Saban's Monday Press Conference: "...Tennessee is 3-3, but they're two plays away from being 5-1 (looks away for a few seconds)...and, uh...they're a very dangerous team right now (fidgets with his hands, hides a sly grin). They have a very talented young quarterback in...uh...(turns to an assistant and whispers "What's that kids name again?)...anyhow, they've got a quarterback...I think. Butch Jones and his staff are going to come in here with a motivated, hungry team (snickers loudly)...and we're going to have to play our best football in order to...(long pause, then breaks out in a huge smile)...Aw, hell who's kidding who here? That team is an episode of the Walking Dead, and we're gonna beat 'em like rented mules! Hell, I might go play golf after halftime and let Larry Culpepper coach the second half. If it wouldn't screw the band up, I'd bring five tuba players down outta the stands and let them play offensive line for us. I've already told Bo Scarbrough to take really small steps when he's got the ball, and Jalen Hurts will be wearing welder's goggles just to make it fair against their secondary."
"Alright, let's talk about something important, like who's buying lunch at Dreamland today. C'mon, I'll drive!"