Rules of the Workplace Thread

#101
#101
People that are obviously not working, and feel compelled to announce it to the whole company by yelling out news articles they are reading on the internet, or giving weather updates every few minutes.
 
#104
#104
TXVOL07 said:
thats where youre wrong 1fn. I'd be leaving them in there. I go through my copenhagen fairly regularly here at my office, but I tend to it and my spitters afterwards. I left a note to a guy at the other office I clean telling him, "If I can do it, so can you. Im not taking this out if you continue to leave it in there. Find a toliet!"
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That is why I kept a drink bottle and cap on my desk. Fill it up, twist it tight, and throw in trash. No spit mess.
 
#105
#105
Walking with a group tour in your facility with a HOT Columbian HR woman in the group, and one of your idiots tells you to quit looking at her butt thinking that's funny!!
 
#106
#106
OMG!!!!!!!!! We have a whistler in the office today. I'm going to go postal here in a minute. AGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
 
#112
#112
sitting at your desk and screaming violently for 30 minutes into the phone on a call completely unrelated to work
 
#113
#113
The dumb redneck wench who just threatened me AND her boss for joking with her. His joke was so tame I won't even post it here. She said to watch out or she would tell her crazy uncles, seriously. I told her I would tell my cadre of ninjas. Sherealmadnow.
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#115
#115
PoochPunt3rdDown said:
The dumb redneck wench who just threatened me AND her boss for joking with her. His joke was so tame I won't even post it here. She said to watch out or she would tell her crazy uncles, seriously. I told her I would tell my cadre of ninjas. Sherealmadnow.
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Could this be the lady that I bought gas for?
 
#118
#118
Just heard her talking about restraining orders. She was explaining all of the rules.

Good lord she's a terrible hag.
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#120
#120
Slydell said:
Tell her that's why you always carry a gun at work. Restraining orders be damned.
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We're all good apparently. Right after the threats and before the restraining order talk she apologized. She said her back was hurting. I give her about a week.

Luckily I was dropping by her department both times and don't have to see her everyday....
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