Rules of the Workplace Thread

#26
#26
People that walk around the office screaming into their blue tooths as if everyone needs to hear their conversations, and they are so important, that they can't possibly miss a call, ever!
 
#27
#27
People who heat up their neck/back/foot warmer in the micro wave and then walk down the hallway leaving a dead skin cell funk all over the building should be subjected to a full day of fart-filled gas mask respiration.
 
#28
#28
People that turn their cell phone ringer on high and let it ring so everyone can hear it, because they think their ringtone is sooooo cool.
 
#29
#29
put your phones on vibrate people. no one wants to hear beyonce or hinder every hour or so.
 
#36
#36
People who sound like a Hoover vacuum cleaner when taking one sip of coffee should be punished to death.
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#37
#37
people who bring their lunch and then leave the dirty dishes in the sink til the end of the day or the next.
 
#38
#38
If you think you might have body odor or bad breath... then you probably do. Showers, deodorant, brushing your teeth, and breath mints are your friends!
 
#39
#39
Lofton4Three said:
People who sound like a Hoover vacuum cleaner when taking one sip of coffee should be punished to death.
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happening right now as I type. I can hear it over my headphones :banghead2:

IBlvNTmWrk said:
If you think you might have body odor or bad breath... then you probably do. Showers, deodorant, brushing your teeth, and breath mints are your friends!
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rule to live by: Never turn down a breathmint someone offers to you. People are polite but there's always a reason they're offering
 
#40
#40
i can't stand "know it all"s. have a guy at work, he's bout 6'6, i'd say 350lbs. i weigh 240 and he's waaay bigger than me. he wants to be in management, but the guy can't even do his job right. he comes in and knows everything about everything. if i see him coming i usually walk the other way
 
#41
#41
utvolpj said:
happening right now as I type. I can hear it over my headphones :banghead2:
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I've got a guy in my office who I literally cringe when I see him coming with a coffee mug in hand. It was even worse last week when his wife made homemade soup. He sat at his desk and slurped the entire bowl dry. Sounded like the bowl was the size of a 55 gallon drum.
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#42
#42
Those who always find a way to interrupt a conversation. I understand there are emergencies but not every frickin' time.
 
#43
#43
lulz..

ppl who won't change the toner in the printer must hold their fingers in the shredder for 10 secs.

and ppl who won't make coffee
 
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#44
#44
Also if you take a crumper in the toilet, wait around for an extra 5 seconds to make sure it all went down.

People who leave remnants should be whipped with a newspaper and have their noses rubbed in it.
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#45
#45
Those who leave creamer and milk spillage behind after making their coffee. Either drink it black or improve your aim.
 
#47
#47
Lofton4Three said:
Also if you take a crumper in the toilet, wait around for an extra 5 seconds to make sure it all went down.

People who leave remnants should be whipped with a newspaper and have their noses rubbed in it.
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That to me was the biggest shock in the workplace. Do these people do that at home? and wait for the next family member to flush it? WTF
 
#49
#49
oklavol said:
That to me was the biggest shock in the workplace. Do these people do that at home? and wait for the next family member to flush it? WTF
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I know. I would HATE to see their toilet at home.

With that said, I have a good-for-nothing Uncle who couldn't find the handle with a map.

Every year at Thanksgiving I pray he never asks to use the restroom. My wife contemplated putting Out of Order signs on all our restrooms.
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