Rules of the Workplace Thread

#77
#77
Offense: People that come out of the crapper and don't wash their hands, then head straight for the coffee pot.
Punishment: One swirlie a day in a dirty toilet for five days
 
#78
#78
utvolpj said:
all single/married without kids employees are given 5 "my kid is sick" days every year.

all non-smokers get to go home 1hr earlier everyday to make up for the smoke breaks they don't get
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That's not enough time for some of the people I work with. Some of them are out there almost every 15 minutes taking a smoke break.
 
#79
#79
smowkee said:
People that turn their cell phone ringer on high and let it ring so everyone can hear it, because they think their ringtone is sooooo cool.
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I only do this because my ringtone is Rocky Top and I work with a bunch of LSU fans. Otherwise, it stays on vibrate.
 
#80
#80
People who borrow stuff from your desk/office and never return it.

People who go into your office to wait for you to return and sit at the chair behind your desk instead of the 2 or 3 other chairs I have in my office for visitors to sit in.
 
#82
#82
People who call and tell me their computer won't come on so I drive 16 miles over there to find out they had the MONITOR turned off.
 
#84
#84
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#85
#85
stay the f out of a man's peanut butter cups. That should be somewhere in the top 10.
 
#95
#95
People that have to say every thought that pops into their head outloud. These are the same people that would starve rather than go to lunch by themselves.
 
#98
#98
i know i have already said it but if you feel the need to air your dirty laundry at work, please rethink that. if you do that you clearly have no idea of how much of a moron it makes you look like.
 
#99
#99
Whispering a sentence like "did you see the size of her boobs?" Um. yes I did but did not feel the juvenile urge to say it in a whisper that was not really a whisper and the female co-worker in the next office heard it. Can it doucher. Act like your wife can hear what you say and you will not end up looking like a d-bag.
 
#100
#100
do not yell out to the room, "you wanna get gook food?" when there is a visiting asian person in the room......true story.
 
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