Ron Zook brought in the spine of Meyer's first NC and, more importantly, consistently ranked in the Top 10 in recruiting ranks both at Florida and at Illinois. You showed vulnerability to the NCAA with your reaction to the hostess thing. Lane saw that and bolted someplace that is willing to go full-on heel.
Getting Dooley or Sumlin is stupid. Neither of those guys will pull out the stops to bring in a class full of 4 and 5-star recruits. You really should have stopped Orgeron at the pass and elevated him to HC. If for political reasons you really want to endure probation and go clean for a little while, then bring in a football and admin guy like Gene DeFilippo to cleanse your reputation. But going for Dooley is like going to Red Lobster and ordering a cheeseburger. Yeah, you can do it, but you're not going to be very satisfied, now are you?