Recruiting Forum Off Topic Thread III

[Glitch]

Well my dad dressed like this and I *think* I turned out ok.

Is your dad the one with the camel toe? Lol. That pic is awesome.

 

[UTMVol76]

Here's one of my PaPa. I learned everything I know about relieving bodily functions outside of buildings from this man.

My son gets the same lesson.

#timeless

 

[Brillovol]

Is your dad the one with the camel toe? Lol. That pic is awesome.

I wish. That’d be legendary. I do have some good ones of him in wide lapels and shorty shorts tho.

 

[Caleb59seal]

Directions unclear, my left hand is now stuck in my toaster, please send help

First, get out your phone take a picture and post it on here.
Second, push the little button on side of said toaster.. (if there is no button, ensue panicking)

 

[SergeantVol]

Directions unclear, D*ck stuck in ceiling fan, please send help

Fyp

 

[Caleb59seal]

Fyp

Hands down gentlemen, you win the intranet today.

 

[Brillovol]

Fyp

The mental image of this...😂😂😂

 

[avolation]

Live footage of Big Z...

 

[Caleb59seal]

Live footage of Big Z...

Kids: “what’s he doing daddy?”
Dad: “kids, that’s a man that ran out of options...”

 

[Big Z]

Good Lord I am dying at these responses hahaha oh and good news I am now free from the deathly grip of said toaster

 

[Vol8188]

The Dennis Hopper scene where he tells Christopher Walken about his "ancestry" in True Romance is one of my favorites.

Same

 

[Rishvol]

Well my dad dressed like this and I *think* I turned out ok.

That's what you get for thinking

 

[Sleegro]

Is your dad the one with the camel toe? Lol. That pic is awesome.

I believe it's called moose knuckle with guys.

 

[Glitch]

I believe it's called moose knuckle with guys.

Whatever you call it, if you can clearly see your boys overlapping the seam, your shorts are tooooooo tight.

 

[KokoBVol]

Well my dad dressed like this and I *think* I turned out ok.

Dazed and confused.

Sloooww riiide...

 

[bignewt]

From religion to moose knuckles...right here on your off topic thread!

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

From religion to moose knuckles...right here on your off topic thread!

I love VN

 

[Glitch]

From religion to moose knuckles...right here on your off topic thread!

If we all wore robes like Jesus, we wouldn't have to worry about moose knucklin.

 

[volatil]

If we all wore robes like Jesus, we wouldn't have to worry about moose knucklin.

Where the term gird your loins came from.

Tie up the robe for battle so one could move freely

 

[bignewt]

 

[Glitch]

Where the term gird your loins came from.

Tie up the robe for battle so one could move freely

 

[Chief Vol 13]

I was gonna say old man strong but yeah same thing...mine is starting to come on i have noticed.

No it ain't

 

[InVOLuntary]

I love Moose Knuckles

Fyp

 

[Geronimo]

I thought, as I was typing, that my childish ploy might cause a brief rustle causing me to pause. Then I imagined D4H’s right eye begin to twitch as the analytics of NFL Stat comparisons raged through his blood stream sending him into an all out keyboard rage. So I proceeded.

All in good fun of course.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Fyp

Lol..that just looks so..uncomfortable..😁