That would be a solid job for him. I'm perfectly fine with Arizona being really average
The undergrads there know how to f@#$ing party, though.
When I was in grad school there, I covered one of my friend's labs and this dude comes stumbling in 10 minutes late with sunglasses on. He was obviously still drunk from the night before, and sits down right in front of me. The two sorority girls next to him instinctively back up because we could all smell the whiskey on him. He leaned back in his chair, and I thought he fell asleep.
Meanwhile, I'm reviewing for terms for their upcoming exam, and I was trying to figure out a way for them to remember that "Olduwan stone tools" were the first stone tools, and then "Achuelean" tools came next.
Out of nowhere this dude, sounding like really drunk and high Keanu Reeves blurts out, "What about 'Olduwan is older,' and Achuelean comes after."
I was like "Motherf@#$er, you are awake?! And you're right!?"
I tell that story every semester to help my students remember for their exam. This semester I tell the story, and I go home and start watching American Vandal on Netflix.
No joke. The drunk guy from my class at Arizona was the #whodrewthedicks dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3tkFOtM6go