Recruiting Forum Football Talk III

[Smyrna ATL Vol]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the Mothers on Volnation! Y’all rock!

 

[volatil]

Ron Slay is a national treasure

 

[Glitch]

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Pretty sure that dude died.

 

[Glitch]

Happy Mother's Day VolNation mothers and to all the mothers whose worthless husbands post here all day long and don't help them out around the house enough! Happy Mother's Day!

 

[Glitch]

You can think whatever you want, as long as you can admit it is completely illogical.

**** Alvin Kamara too, right? Or no?

I hope Alabama loses every game.

But the operative word is game. We are talking about a game. Going after a kids character because he doesn't want to play a children's game at the school you like. Calling him every name in the book.

Sad. Childish. Pathetic people you all are.

 

[GiggerVol]

May H. T. wake up in the morning with thousands of rocks in his gall bladder

 

[GiggerVol]

Ron Slay is a national treasure

Can't wait to listen to them tomorrow when Slay is on. Should be hilarious

 

[Vols4us]

Happy Momma's Day to all of the legendary moms throughout Volnation.










Now get in the kitchen and fix us a ham sammitch...

Ouch! J/K

 

[GiggerVol]

The Gumpers can claim lots of National titles in football, but that cesspool state has never produced a U.S. president. We own them in that category at least!

 

[Glitch]

May even the finest silk undies provide the chafing of a lemon zester

 

[Billy Antrim]

Well they are Dodges.

J.D. Power gave the 2021 Dodge Charger two out of five in terms of reliability. That’s the worst score a car can get,

They must not have paid the JDP bribery fee like Chevrolet does every year.

 

[drvenner]

People still call weed grass? Lol

LOL, I had to in order to make the joke. But, there are probably still a few that use that term. Some people probably still use "pot" as well.

 

[UTMVol76]

LOL, I had to in order to make the joke. But, there are probably still a few that use that term. Some people probably still use "pot" as well.

Hippie lettuce

 

[UTMVol76]

Ron Slay is a national treasure

Not sure if I’ve commented since he’s got the full time gig, but great job by the folks at 104.5 for making the most obvious move in middle Tennessee history. Rob Slay KILLS it!!!

 

[volatil]

The Double Gaulden picture needs an accurate breakdown

Let’s look at the participants here. Obviously Gaulden is a true Vol who needs to be immortalized.

Then you have punchable face guy who wants people to think he’s tough. Never has hit a male in his life.


This guy has A LOT of orange in his closet. Bama fan established 2008.


Wants to get with Gaulden


Needs to speak with your manager


No idea what’s going on here. His BIL gave him these tickets. Not really a sports fan. Really excited about the Fall Festival in Dothan next weekend.

Hero of the story here. Had to escape after the game. Used magic. Said out loud as mob was surrounding him “hey look over there”. Used a laser pointer to hold their attention as he walks away.


Hey

 

[UTMVol76]

The Double Gaulden picture needs an accurate breakdown
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Let’s look at the participants here. Obviously Gaulden is a true Vol who needs to be immortalized.
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Then you have punchable face guy who wants people to think he’s tough. Never has hit a male in his life.

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This guy has A LOT of orange in his closet. Bama fan established 2008.

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Wants to get with Gaulden

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Needs to speak with your manager

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No idea what’s going on here. His BIL gave him these tickets. Not really a sports fan. Really excited about the Fall Festival in Dothan next weekend.
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Hero of the story here. Had to escape after the game. Used magic. Said out loud as mob was surrounding him “hey look over there”. Used a laser pointer to hold their attention as he walks away.

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Hey

Here’s the key to the internet you just won.

 

[Big Gucci Sosa]

Ron Slay is a national treasure

Lmfao

 

[drvenner]

The Double Gaulden picture needs an accurate breakdown
View attachment 367051
Let’s look at the participants here. Obviously Gaulden is a true Vol who needs to be immortalized.
View attachment 367052
Then you have punchable face guy who wants people to think he’s tough. Never has hit a male in his life.

View attachment 367053
This guy has A LOT of orange in his closet. Bama fan established 2008.

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Wants to get with Gaulden

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Needs to speak with your manager

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No idea what’s going on here. His BIL gave him these tickets. Not really a sports fan. Really excited about the Fall Festival in Dothan next weekend.
View attachment 367057
Hero of the story here. Had to escape after the game. Used magic. Said out loud as mob was surrounding him “hey look over there”. Used a laser pointer to hold their attention as he walks away.

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Hey

Spot on.

Double Gauldens to Bama. Always, double Gauldens. Always.

 

[Rishvol]

Spot on.

Double Gauldens to Bama. Always, double Gauldens. Always.

Matches whatshisfaces old number

 

[drvenner]

Matches whatshisfaces old number

Double Gauldens = Henry Toot. I like it.

 

[Catbone]

Ron Slay is a national treasure

Honestly I'll never understand people who don't like sports.

 

[peaygolf]

I'm in the process of writing a factual book based on stories of my days in the golf business and mini- tours..................I thinks it's a novel idea.

 

[Batman1948]

64 teams make the field. 16 regionals with four teams. Winners of each go to super regionals.

That's not right. The Regional and Super Regional tournaments are not part of the CWS. You have to be in those tournaments to make it to the CWS. Eight teams play in the CWS and every game is played in Omaha, Nebraska. If you ask anyone who lost in a regional or super regional tournament if they played in the CWS, everyone of them would say no

 

[GiggerVol]

The Double Gaulden picture needs an accurate breakdown
View attachment 367051
Let’s look at the participants here. Obviously Gaulden is a true Vol who needs to be immortalized.
View attachment 367052
Then you have punchable face guy who wants people to think he’s tough. Never has hit a male in his life.

View attachment 367053
This guy has A LOT of orange in his closet. Bama fan established 2008.

View attachment 367054
Wants to get with Gaulden

View attachment 367055
Needs to speak with your manager

View attachment 367056
No idea what’s going on here. His BIL gave him these tickets. Not really a sports fan. Really excited about the Fall Festival in Dothan next weekend.
View attachment 367057
Hero of the story here. Had to escape after the game. Used magic. Said out loud as mob was surrounding him “hey look over there”. Used a laser pointer to hold their attention as he walks away.

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Hey

I'm dissappointed Volatil that you left one out.............check out the woman sitting next to our orange-clad hero with her mouth wide open. What's her story?

 

[drvenner]

I'm in the process of writing a factual book based on stories of my days in the golf business and mini- tours..................I thinks it's a novel idea.

Ima check with @bignewt . He is the AUTHORity on writing novels.