Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[jave36]

Just Black
Freedom Roast
Kodiak Attack
Loyalty roast
Spirit of 76
Silencer Smooth
gunship

All good, medium and light roasts.

Haven't seen a single person say they drink their local coffee shop beans. I'd have bet money a large minority of people didn't buy coffee at the grocery store anymore. Shows what a non coffee drinker knows about you people.

 

[jakez4ut]

It's tasty... But I will mix Tomato Juice with a Beer after a long night ..

red neck bloody mary. i've seen that. never tried it...but i've seen it.

 

[Leeleesteeth]

Butch is at it again today. He wants out of there bad.

Kinda resembles Coach Tim Walz in that picture.

 

[Orange.]

how much coffee do you drink? Does it have to be a certain brand?

Yes and yes. Stong malty black tea imported from estates in Assam, India. Usually 4 cups. Sometimes at night I have a lighter tea like Darjeeling first flush. If I still drank coffee, I would go with a local roaster. I drank dark roast.

 

[jakez4ut]

Lady Vols run rule Miami (Ohio) 17-0 in 4 1/2 innings...

 

[GiggerVol]

We usually buy the large, tall container of Folgers at Sam's or Costco basically because it's cheaper than most. I drink mine straight black with no sweeteners and I will have 8-10 cups per day usually. We eat very little ketchup but, when we do, it's Heinz. Heck, I rarely even put ketchup on fries or tots.

 

[jave36]

We usually buy the large, tall container of Folgers at Sam's or Costco basically because it's cheaper than most. I drink mine straight black with no sweeteners and I will have 8-10 cups per day usually. We eat very little ketchup but, when we do, it's Heinz. Heck, I rarely even put ketchup on fries or tots.

Holy smoke, 8+ cups a day?!

 

[jakez4ut]

We usually buy the large, tall container of Folgers at Sam's or Costco basically because it's cheaper than most. I drink mine straight black with no sweeteners and I will have 8-10 cups per day usually. We eat very little ketchup but, when we do, it's Heinz. Heck, I rarely even put ketchup on fries or tots.

i'm not a huge fan of ketchup either.....but...if i do partake...it's heniz. everything else is trash.

 

[Orange.]

Something that should've been said on Sunday with a series win

People need to learn to avoid premature bragging. Save it up and double it for when the series is over.

 

[Adam Sandler]

Ok. . . man at work breaks his mouse so you let him borrow your wireless mouse. They leave to go to a jobsite. You go into their office to get the mouse and notice an oddly ripped piece of paper laying on the desk. You pick it up and there is crushed powder underneath it.

You call the guy back to the office and he explains that it's adderall he has a prescription for. Do you fire him on the spot? You have to right, even if he's been a good worker for years? Do you right him up and make him go to counseling or something?

*for educational purposes only

I guess now you know why he’s been a good worker…

In order:
1. HR training: no snorting of any substance in office. He misses training, fahred.
2. Test the substance. If it’s adderall, demand prescription. If not, fahred.
3. If he has the prescription, make him go to counseling. If he doesn’t, fahred.
4. Invite him out Saturday night and demand he bring the goods. If he refuses, fahred.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

quick story...this is probably 15 years ago, working for a different company back then...but i was the GM of the site, and i caught one of my sales people selling pills in the parking lot at work.

so i wrote him up, filled out the discharge paperwork and was about to call the police and have him arrested. i was on the phone with HR, and my cell phone rang. it was the owner of the company, who i reported to directly, and he basically said "hey, this guy is your best sales rep, are you sure this is the right thing to do? i mean, after all, what would God want you to do here?"

my reply, as sarcastically as i could, "probably get a drug dealer off the street.....unless his numbers are good?"

lol.

i knew after that my time was short with that company. and i learned right then...always get someone else involved....you need witnesses..........

It seems like successful sales reps can get away with just about anything.

 

[Adam Sandler]

I tell him that he must call his doc immediately to see about upping his dose to 2 per day. Then instruct him to take the extra pill per day and sell them to college kids. We split the money 80/20 with me getting 80.

He agrees to these terms OR he’s fired.

If it’s not adderall, no big deal, just repeat steps above

This is a solid plan and the proper use of “leverage”. Children, take note.

 

[screenthis]

We usually buy the large, tall container of Folgers at Sam's or Costco basically because it's cheaper than most. I drink mine straight black with no sweeteners and I will have 8-10 cups per day usually. We eat very little ketchup but, when we do, it's Heinz. Heck, I rarely even put ketchup on fries or tots.

8-10 cups a day? Good lawd. So when they draw your blood, it's almost all 'black' and highly caffeineted.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

8-10 cups a day? Good lawd. So when they draw your blood, it's almost all 'black' and highly caffeineted.

I fill up one of those big insulate mugs everyone uses now. . . probably half a pot, but I rarely drink it all. . . usually half of it.

 

[Orange.]

How you fellers been doin? How many times have you idiots fahred Tony this season?

Tone down the . McGill is in the .

 

[jakez4ut]

It seems like successful sales reps can get away with just about anything.

 

[screenthis]

Tone down the . McGill is in the .

He don't scur me.

 

[Adam Sandler]

Well, if he is taking some substance and you are aware of it, I'd then think about company liability.

I don’t see any liability to the company for a worker taking a legally acquired prescription.

Although he is not taking it as prescribed, and if it could be proven that was the cause of an incident and you knew the practice was happening, maybe then you could be liable.

Or unless someone else walked in, saw it and did it themselves.

Either way, he shouldn’t be leaving his prescription drugs around. And you have to question how smart he is thinking he could leave a crushed substance on his desk and it be ok, covered or not.

 

[Orange.]

It's bitter and harsh..just like waking up

 

[Jackcrevol]

Which one of you drink iced coffee?

I do like those monster energy "mean bean" and "Loca moca" java monsters. They have to be really bad for you though and they charge way too much for them. . . sometimes the dollar general has them 2 for $5. I get a couple a month if they're on sale. . . the old lady gets one from Sonic that's pretty decent too. . . I just make sure a man made it when she buys one. . .

iced coffee yes. black, with ice.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

Ketchup = Heinz. All other brands suck.

 

[Orange.]

I bet there's as many MEN that drink coffee with cream and sugar as they are they drink it without...

I drink Assam tea with milk, the traditional way. Darjeeling without, the traditional way. Only unsweetened tea for me, even or especially iced tea.

 

[Adam Sandler]

I know a entire municipality where every woman dips snuff. Whitwell, TN. In fact in Marion County snuff is considered somewhat genteel (for ladies and gentlemen, if you're from Florida or Alabama) fare and the boys chew twist.

Anything but thick, black coffee is wrong. I like to spread a little of my morning coffee on toast.

 

[Rishvol]

I had a s'mores latte today

 

[Adam Sandler]

Awful take

No he’s right. It’s really just sugar. Organic sugarless ketchup ain’t bad though.

Generally: tomatoes good, ketchup bad. IMO.