Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[Volnut]

 

[GiggerVol]

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Tennessee Pride sausage shold not even be called sausasge. It's terrible and full of cereals and fillers.

 

[rikberry31]

I could be wrong on this, but isn’t this thread only intended for football recruiting? I came here to see if there was news and all I see is draft updates, baseball talk, and random discussions that have nothing to do with Tennessee at all.

If you're looking in this down time offseason for a useless debate with third hand facts, stats, and speculation from people who don't know sh!t about football, the FF is for you.
When it gets real, you'll get the good stuff here. Right now it is about Yetis pissing in yards and debates on the correct method of serving grits.

One on topic tidbit though, my buddy knows this fella who is a manager at Google in Bridgeport and he intercept some encrypted emails from the UT Athletic Dept. Apparently Heuple doesn't care a wit about recruiting players to Tennessee as he has already signed a three-year contract to be the new host of Dancing with the Stars and has secured a part time gig with Doge (Heup has been seen driving around Knoxville in a new Tesla).
Word on the street is that UT is in serious final negotiations (it's a done deal) with Deion Sanders to become the Vols next head coach. Deion has commitments from the entire starting lineups of Alabama, Georgia, and Texas to bring them to Rocky top
Take it to the bank.

 

[Hammer85]

Nice n all, but has nothing on Washington County
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Right right

 

[screenthis]

Tennessee Pride sausage shold not even be called sausasge. It's terrible and full of cereals and fillers.

My understanding is that it is produced by a gaggle of Yettis and contains puppy dog bi-products.

 

[screenthis]

Rumors are this kid fetched 2 Millie.


Insanity the budgets.

Shocked if the Safety Market has reached 2 million. Better jack that budget up to accompodate such prices.

 

[Wickman]

Shocked if the Safety Market has reached 2 million. Better jack that budget up to accompodate such prices.

Zero percent chance a $2 milly safety market is sustainable.

 

[Vol423]

Shocked if the Safety Market has reached 2 million. Better jack that budget up to accompodate such prices.

Sure thing. We'll just run multi-trillion dollar budget deficits like the federal government.

 

[screenthis]

Sure thing. We'll just run multi-trillion dollar budget deficits like the federal government.

Sounds like a fantastic idea. What's the worst that could happen?

 

[rikberry31]

Tennessee Pride sausage shold not even be called sausasge. It's terrible and full of cereals and fillers.

What the hell do you think sausage is? By definition sausage is crap meat ground to unrecognizability mixed with spices and fillers to make it taste good. I suppose you think that the cuts of meat on the Purina One bag are what dog food is made of.

Sausage
A food made of ground meat (or meat substitute) and seasoning, packed in a section of the animal's intestine, or in a similarly cylindrical shaped synthetic casing; a length of this food.

 

[rockytop25]

 

[rikberry31]

My understanding is that it is produced by a gaggle of Yettis and contains puppy dog bi-products.

The Yetis probably piss in it too.

 

[Glitch]

That girl puts cheese on her grits.

@Glitch probably still thinks she needs about 37 sausage gravy biscuits…

Biscuits. Pancakes. Waffles. Feed that poor girl.

 

[rikberry31]

This is football recruiting sir. Please go to the basketball forum for this nonsense.

You ain't the sharpest tool in the shed are ye.

 

[rikberry31]

That girl puts cheese on her grits.

@Glitch probably still thinks she needs about 37 sausage gravy biscuits…

Ok, Talk about totally inappropriate off topic comments in recruiting forum. Sir, this is a family show so if you would please keep the personal habits of yourself and others behind closed doors.

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

They do its called Mando. Also, Ahsoka is that show. The two are on a plain to converge.

Mandalorian

The Mandalorians were a fierce warrior culture known across the galaxy for their skill in combat and an epic proficiency in the application of violence. The roots of the Mandalorian culture began on ancient Coruscant with a species known as the Taung. The Taung were a humanoid species believed...

clonewars.fandom.com

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You cartoon and video game dorks know what I mean, amirite?

Mando and Ashoka are objectively awful.

Well the first season of Mando is alright. And that's it.

 

[SSVol]

Mando and Ashoka are objectively awful.

Well the first season of Mando is alright. And that's it.

And even at that, they are 10x better than Boba Fett.

 

[HoleInTheRoof]

lol at florida

 

[LaagerVol]

lol at florida

So this is the 5th school he had committed to?

“Committed”

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

And even at that, they are 10x better than Boba Fett.

Forgot about that!

 

[screenthis]

So this is the 5th school he had committed to?

“Committed”

1) Damn ole miss cleans up in the portal last couple years and 2) Best Tn not take such individuals (mercenaries for hire) that constantly transfer.

 

[SoilVol]

Rumors are this kid fetched 2 Millie.


Insanity the budgets.

Insane how many guys have moved up to the SEC from that NMSU team. Pavia, Star Thomas, this kid, and hopefully we get that Cal WR

 

[DD4ME]

I'm kinda surprised SMU hasnt started flexing their wallet. Those weirdos have a lot of money.

Oh they have. Just wait until their big donor is no longer bankrolling their entire tv revenue. They currently get none and he is making up the gap. They'll have insane money when they get tv revenue fired up.

 

[DD4ME]

Good for her.

 

[MoCo_Vol]

Mando and Ashoka are objectively awful.

Well the first season of Mando is alright. And that's it.

Objectively I think Andor is the only live action series you can put above Mando/Ashoka...