Orangeburst
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My wife always says I’m not spontaneous or creative—unless it involves terrible jokes. So, I decided to prove her wrong and got my first tattoo. Since I’m not very creative, I just had them tattoo a picture of my thermos from work. I got home, all excited, and showed my wife. She stared at it, completely confused. After a while, she reached out to touch it, and I immediately yelled, “Don’t touch the thermos tat!”…She might be leaving me now.