Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[drvenner]

Pretty good hafe

 

[Adam Sandler]

People watching. Ever since Walmart stopped being 24 hours, I've had to get my fill of watching you funny humans elsewhere. Still, nothing tops Walmart at 3am. Who knew that amount of crazy could congregate in one place? Those were the days.

Pretty sure the klan still meets in the Home Bedding and More section in Forsyth county



Bad jokes are bad.

 

[drvenner]

His stats.

Which ones?

 

[JCVol00]

welcome to the sec Oklahoma, Auburn and UT back to back games

 

[Jimmy Football]

Which ones?

Check ‘em.

 

[Jimmy Football]

welcome to the sec Oklahoma, Auburn and UT back to back games

But they’re #1 in softball and gymnastics!

 

[Adam Sandler]

After much film study, I've figured out how to improve our offense. We just need to hit 75 % from the floor every game.

It’s so simple. It just might work.

 

[knoxvol52]

The “if you can’t be .500 in conference play” has to be thrown out with 14-18 team conferences. OU beat Arizona, Louisville, and Michigan.

You're correct Oklahoma beat both in early season, at this moment both would beat Oklahoma and would be favored.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Ain't no love in Oklahoma today.

Halftime

VOLS 45
spooners 25

@sooner_basketball
you in.....


GBO

 

[drvenner]

His stats.

You made me do it


Yet when stacking Manning's numbers against the 27 Hall of Fame quarterbacks, there are some interesting findings.

He ranks fourth in passing yards among NFL Hall of Fame quarterbacks behind Peyton Manning (71,940, Brett Favre (71,838), and Dan Marino (61,361). He's also fourth in TD passes behind Peyton Manning (529), Favre (508), and Marino (420).

Eli Manning has the eighth-most interceptions among the Hall of Fame quarterbacks. He also has 122 more TD passes than interceptions, which is comparable to Steve Young, who had 125 more TD passes than interceptions. It’s difficult to compare eras, as both offensive philosophies and rule changes have led to a passing boom, but Manning’s statistics are Hall of Fame caliber.


That's from The Sporting News

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Here he is strutting around in the parking lot.

And he was at the Papermill Waffle House shaking it for dollars after the lady cocks game.....

 

[csprig9]

Eli is a hall of famer
What is their to argue

 

[drvenner]

Check ‘em.

I done done it

 

[Adam Sandler]

Well, I've blocked your number. Quit calling me.

Crap. Where else am I going to find a $5 bj? Take me back? Me love you long time.

 

[Orangeburst]

that hafe went quick

 

[GoBigOrange86]

Vols were on fire first half. Gotta figure OU will find their shot at some point so I’m hoping we keep up that intensity!

 

[SergeantVol]

Im sure @Weezer likes 5 Guys.

Yetis are known for liking multiple guys at one time.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Why do women play 4 qtrs, but men play 2 halves?

 

[TN-POSSUM]

I've been using the McD app lately. They have buy one get one free HB for awhile.

I used to go for breakfast every Friday when I worked in Halls. I liked their pancakes and sausage biscuits.


The last time I went, I went through the drive thru. I only got a 1/4 pounder and it was about the size of their original hamburgers. It was over $6 and was super salty. I couldn't hardly eat it. That was over 2 years ago.

 

[knoxvol52]

Mike Woodson stepping quitting Indiana job at end of season.


Brad Stevens will be on top of list..

 

[DD4ME]

Hahah that ZZ steal

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Why do women play 4 qtrs, but men play 2 halves?

They get extra breaks to reapply makeup, clean up around the bench, and make sandwiches.

Spoiler

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

Yetis are known for liking multiple guys at one time.

Yeti's are insatiable.

 

[GoBigOrange86]

Refs getting whistle happy. Only with us though.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Iron Mike's favorite dad joke

How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.