Random Thoughts XXXIII

[Orangeslice13]

If you're an alter, with the way you spell, you're obviously Slice.

You also lie.

Wtf.
did he call you fat?

 

[joevol33]

Random drive by.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Y'all pipe down.

 

[Weezer]

Random drive by.

You're from Memphis?

 

[Volz4lif3]

You're from Memphis?

Hush your piehole

 

[joevol33]

You're from Memphis?

Kentucky, we good at drive by,

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Happy day after Valentine's day.

 

[joevol33]

I'm feeling giddy.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I'm feeling giddy.

Giddy said stop touching him.

 

[joevol33]

Giddy said stop touching him.

But he was smiling when I did it?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

But he was smiling when I did it?

He was nervous and afraid.

 

[joevol33]

He was nervous and afraid.

Dang, I thought he was just happy:'(

 

[Weezer]

I'll take whore ads for $200, Alex.

 

[Weezer]

I was very disappointed that Eddie Murphy didn't actually do a skit.

 

[joevol33]

I was very disappointed that Eddie Murphy didn't actually do a skit.

Back in the day he rocked on SNL.

 

[joevol33]

I could be a weatherman

 

[Orangeslice13]

I could be a weatherman

We all could.
You'd be more accurate with the forecast by flipping a quarter.

 

[joevol33]

We all could.
You'd be more accurate with the forecast by flipping a quarter.

Yea, I heard a meteorologist say this morning, "it might snow, and it might not". I laughed.

 

[heartvols]

"There's approximately a 50% chance there will be weather today."

-meteorologists

 

[Orangeslice13]

My dad would give the accuporch weather report.
He'd go out on the front porch and say "eh, partly cloudy with a 60% chance of sunshine "

 

[hmanvolfan]

I would ask my dad how he was doing and he would say fair to partly cloudy. He also said his father would tell him to cheer up, things could be worse. So he cheered up and sure enough things got worse. Dads are a hoot.

 

[heartvols]

Yeah I didn't laugh, hman.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Yeah I didn't laugh, hman.

Well, I didn't say they were funny. :glare:

 

[heartvols]

You know I love you hman.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I was trying to be funny. (see what I mean)