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vol_in_ar said:
just a piece of advice, go to the range first, and hit a few buckets of balls

will cut down on your frustration on the course
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Also a beginners intro class isn't a bad idea, my dad did a cheap group class, was like an hour a day for a week. Really helped him out with things, and increased the enjoyment.

I will say right now, your friends are horrible teachers.
 
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It's SuperBowl Sunday, neither of the teams that made it in are teams I care for, and I am no longer allowed to drink alcoholic beverages. What is the point? The magic of the day has been lost.



Unless Tom Brady gets broken. That might slightly amuse me.
 
#7,855
#7,855
Freak, who you want to win the SuperBowl? Are you talking to me again yet, or am I still on ignore?
 
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#7,856
Given the number of posts I've had deleted lately, I guess I can't really claim I've been good any longer, but in my defense, most of the bad ones have been reactionary.
 
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Weezer said:
It's SuperBowl Sunday, neither of the teams that made it in are teams I care for, and I am no longer allowed to drink alcoholic beverages. What is the point? The magic of the day has been lost.



Unless Tom Brady gets broken. That might slightly amuse me.
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I'm afraid Brady gets #4 tonight.
 
#7,864
#7,864
As much as I dislike Tom Brady, the Ted 2 preview was funny as hell.
 
#7,865
#7,865
Weezer, did you get sick because you drank a lot or would you have gotten sick regardless?
 
#7,866
#7,866
Genetics, so I was screwed regardless, but alcohol is no longer an option. One of the first questions I asked, and that's basically the answer the doctor gave me, only he was more eloquent.
 
#7,867
#7,867
The only thing I really miss about drinking, is the relaxation. I was never a super heavy drinker, didn't drink every day, every week, or even every month. It was one of those things when things got totally turned upside down, I'd have a drink with friends, and let the alcohol dull my brain. I have a little bit of OCD, among other things, so dulling my brain allowed for an escape from a certain style of thinking when it got to be too much.

In the spirit of honesty, I always found the best escape to be some good weed, but I haven't toked up in a few years either. The fact I can't stay healthy made it seem like a bad idea.
 
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#7,868
Weezer said:
Genetics, so I was screwed regardless, but alcohol is no longer an option. One of the first questions I asked, and that's basically the answer the doctor gave me, only he was more eloquent.
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The last two or three months I've started developing some sort of paranoia about organ failure. Maybe I'm just getting old and **** hurts more. The way I lived the first ten years of adult life, I'm lucky I don't have hepatitis, cirrhosis, circulatory problems, heart problems, etc... How old were you when you first started feeling ill?
 
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apevol said:
The last two or three months I've started developing some sort of paranoia about organ failure. Maybe I'm just getting old and **** hurts more. The way I lived the first ten years of adult life, I'm lucky I don't have hepatitis, cirrhosis, circulatory problems, heart problems, etc... How old were you when you first started feeling ill?
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Go to your doctor, get a physical. If you have symptoms that worry you, let him run tests. It could be age, it could be in your head, or it could be something's actually wrong. Better to let a doctor check you over than self diagnose.
 
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Weezer said:
Go to your doctor, get a physical. If you have symptoms that worry you, let him run tests. It could be age, it could be in your head, or it could be something's actually wrong. Better to let a doctor check you over than self diagnose.
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or get medical advice from the future VN, dalai lama
 
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#7,872
frick him and his stupid-ass glasses. He looks like a dip ****e. I hope Robert Conyers puts Khalil McDicksInAss deeper into the turf than Michael Jordan after his hole-in-one in Space Jam. Then I hope he runs to the sideline, breaks Drew's idiot, faux-hipster glasses over his knee like Bo Jackson and lets out a Randy Savage "ooooh yeah."

I hope all this horse ****e helps Freeze lose his nice guy act State fans have been telling him he has going. He just goes off the wall ape****, sticking his head under Rebel IPA taps at the Library, snorting coke off Andy Kennedy's dome, and slaying every Theta in a five-square-mile radius. Hell, I hope he drives to Knoxville and fricks Butch's lesbian lover harder than she's ever been scissored before by her post-op tranny freakshow.

I don't care if we fire doresrules or not. That Chaz Bono lookalike better sign Willie Allen next year though or I'm going to throw a fricking fit. And lose some damn weight. If you want your linemen to play well, maybe you should go out and recruit well instead of just sucking down KFC double-downs with Justin Bell.

Now to conclude this rant, someone find me psk_vol, V&S, and Prof's addresses. I'm going to whoop psk's arse worse than his stepdad did after he didn't swallow growing up, then brand Rebals ***** into his sternum. Then I'm going to earfrick V&S's sisterwife, and finish on his Mark Martin bedspread. Finally, I'm going to drop off a fruit basket at Prof's house because despite both of our fanbases acting like jackasses in that thread, he has been quite nice.
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lmao
 
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