frick him and his stupid-ass glasses. He looks like a dip ****e. I hope Robert Conyers puts Khalil McDicksInAss deeper into the turf than Michael Jordan after his hole-in-one in Space Jam. Then I hope he runs to the sideline, breaks Drew's idiot, faux-hipster glasses over his knee like Bo Jackson and lets out a Randy Savage "ooooh yeah."
I hope all this horse ****e helps Freeze lose his nice guy act State fans have been telling him he has going. He just goes off the wall ape****, sticking his head under Rebel IPA taps at the Library, snorting coke off Andy Kennedy's dome, and slaying every Theta in a five-square-mile radius. Hell, I hope he drives to Knoxville and fricks Butch's lesbian lover harder than she's ever been scissored before by her post-op tranny freakshow.
I don't care if we fire doresrules or not. That Chaz Bono lookalike better sign Willie Allen next year though or I'm going to throw a fricking fit. And lose some damn weight. If you want your linemen to play well, maybe you should go out and recruit well instead of just sucking down KFC double-downs with Justin Bell.
Now to conclude this rant, someone find me psk_vol, V&S, and Prof's addresses. I'm going to whoop psk's arse worse than his stepdad did after he didn't swallow growing up, then brand Rebals ***** into his sternum. Then I'm going to earfrick V&S's sisterwife, and finish on his Mark Martin bedspread. Finally, I'm going to drop off a fruit basket at Prof's house because despite both of our fanbases acting like jackasses in that thread, he has been quite nice.