Random Thoughts XXXIII

[Weezer]

What do you mean funny? Funny as in make you laugh funny? Or you mean "funny"? Cause that ain't funny!

I mean the only way you could get me to cry is to make me laugh so hard I squirt tears.

 

[joevol33]

I mean the only way you could get me to cry is to make me laugh so hard I squirt tears.

I don't know. I could tell you stories about my in laws and you might feel sorry for me and cry.

 

[firestorm]

What in the blue hell are you talking about?

If there is a animal as very close to sentient it's dogs.

Also multiple answers a woman can give to avoid having to no when they're asked out.

 

[Weezer]

If there is a animal as very close to sentient it's dogs.

Also multiple answers a woman can give to avoid having to no when they're asked out.

I've always heard dolphins are the most intelligent animals. Flipper was so much cooler than Lassie.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Lassie would whip Flippers ass if he would bring it on up to the ranch.

 

[joevol33]

Lassie would whip Flippers ass if he would bring it on up to the ranch.

I agree. And if dolphins are so stinking smart, how come they're always getting hung in fishing nets?

 

[firestorm]

I agree. And if dolphins are so stinking smart, how come they're always getting hung in fishing nets?

Even smart individuals or animals are capable of making bad decisions.
Maybe they see a fish chase it and it escapes while the dolphin gets stuck in a net.

 

[joevol33]

Even smart individuals or animals are capable of making bad decisions.
Maybe they see a fish chase it and it escapes while the dolphin gets stuck in a net.

They should leave the fish for me to catch!

 

[hmanvolfan]

Even smart individuals or animals are capable of making bad decisions.
Maybe they see a fish chase it and it escapes while the dolphin gets stuck in a net.

They should be smarter than that.

 

[Weezer]

Dolphins don't lick their own testicles or drag their ass on the carpet. I've never had a dolphin **** on my floor.

 

[theFallGuy]

I've been known to piss on people after I knock them out. Sorta the same thing right?

Golden showers?

 

[joevol33]

Dolphins don't lick their own testicles or drag their ass on the carpet. I've never had a dolphin **** on my floor.

Yea, but a dolphin can't go get your slippers.

 

[firestorm]

Yea, but a dolphin can't go get your slippers.

Or run on a treadmill, or land for that matter.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Golden showers?

Reported!

 

[Weezer]

Yea, but a dolphin can't go get your slippers.

If your slippers are in the water, sure they can. Dolphins are great at fetch.

 

[Weezer]

Or run on a treadmill, or land for that matter.

Does your dog run on the treadmill with you? If not, what's your point?

 

[firestorm]

Does your dog run on the treadmill with you? If not, what's your point?

That dogs can do a number of things that dolphins can't.

We can agree they're both great animals.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

That dogs can do a number of things that dolphins can't.

We can agree they're both great animals.

Dogs can lick things that dolphins can only dream of.

 

[Weezer]

Dogs can lick things that dolphins can only dream of.

Put away your peanut butter.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Wheres fannie and her venti bosoms?

 

[joevol33]

I wonder if a dolphin can bark.

 

[joevol33]

Naked Gun movies never get old.

 

[Weezer]

I like elephants. I hate that Bama has co-opted one as a mascot. WTH does an elephant have to do with toxic algae anyway? African elephants with the big floppy ears are the coolest, but Asian elephants are cool as well.

I hate what is done to elephants to train them to do tricks. The people who do those things need the crap kicked out of them.

 

[Weezer]

Seals/sea lions are cool too. But that makes me think of the evil bastards that club baby seals to death.

Mankind is extremely cruel to animals. It's sad we can't treat them with more compassion.

 

[joevol33]

Seals/sea lions are cool too. But that makes me think of the evil bastards that club baby seals to death.

Mankind is extremely cruel to animals. It's sad we can't treat them with more compassion.

Ever seen the "cat" fishing video? I don't like cats, but talk about cruelty.