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BadJerry20 said:
Not really the same. But i used to dig graves when i was 20ish, had the wall cave in and a coffin come through it on us a couple times. Had to move a couple graves once. Dug up one that was in a wooden coffin that had caved in, my shovel skipped off his head as we were digging. Had to pick up the bones and put them in a bag to move them. The other one was in a steal casket and when we raised it up, the bottom fell out. Liquid and nasty ish went everywhere, the smell was terrible. I quit the next day.
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serves you right, for digging up a body to have sex with it.
 
#2,655
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this all reminds me of a good pickup line. Im not a necropheliac, but if you were dead, i'd drop my pants right now.
 
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I've been thinking about cremation. But I don't want my ashes kept by anyone, that's creepy. I'd rather they be spread.
 
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Weezer said:
I've been thinking about cremation. But I don't want my ashes kept by anyone, that's creepy. I'd rather they be spread.
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I'm all for cremation and getting dumped somewhere like the black hills. But the backyard will do, or in a river.

Not about a burial or headstone or that jazz.
 
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Weezer said:
I've been thinking about cremation. But I don't want my ashes kept by anyone, that's creepy. I'd rather they be spread.
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My wife wants to be cremated and have her ashes spread in the Gulf ... I told her I would be glad to take a new good looking woman with me on the boat to do the job..

she disapproves
 
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Toujours Pret said:
I'm all for cremation and getting dumped somewhere like the black hills. But the backyard will do, or in a river.

Not about a burial or headstone or that jazz.
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Me, too. Funerals can be creepy enough. I don't want anyone to walk by and stare at my dead body. Funerals are for the living, not the dead.
 
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Slydell said:
Me, too. Funerals can be creepy enough. I don't want anyone to walk by and stare at my dead body. Funerals are for the living, not the dead.
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Most of today's business comes from Non-funeral options

we do several in bars, at homes, on rivers etc. ,serve food, beverages and whatever people want
 
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Coastypop said:
Most of today's business comes from Non-funeral options

we do several in bars, at homes, on rivers etc. ,serve food, beverages and whatever people want
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I've already told my brother what I want. Hopefully, he will fulfill my wishes. I want it cheap and clean. Burn me, ashes to ashes and dust to dust, as they say. Quick, clean and cheap. When I know the time is close at hand, I may just go into the desert and save everyone any cost involved.
 
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My thought is let 'em harvest any body parts they can, though at my current rate, I'm not sure they'll be any they want. After that, turn me to ashes. Spread half of me in the Smokies and half of me in the ocean(and maybe just a pinch in Vegas). Just don't tell any govt agencies or they'll put the kibosh on it. Of course the total geek boy in me would love if my ashes could some how get sent to the moon, but I don't see that happenning.
 
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So my bank's debit cards were hacked, too bad, because if I had actually spent $580 in Mexico on Saturday I'd have a helluva story to tell (which i probably wouldn't remember)
 
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