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hmanvolfan said:
He doesn't have to dig them up, he has them delivered fresh. Jealous?
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Every once in a great while you'll hear a story of someone who was pronounced dead waking up in the morgue.

Coasty, how freaked would you be if one of your bodies suddenly revived? I'd probably have a coronary.
 
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For the time being. Next week will be my third week out of work. I'm starting to get a little stir crazy. I'm not sure what to do with my days. Work has been very understanding, but docs don't want me going back until they get some more of this excess fluid off of my abdomen. So far I've dropped about 15lbs but they said there's still more to go. I don't know. I'm just doing what they say, hoping that they're right. I do know the meds they have me on make me feel like I have the bladder of a little girl. Guess that just means they're working.
 
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Weezer said:
For the time being. Next week will be my third week out of work. I'm starting to get a little stir crazy. I'm not sure what to do with my days. Work has been very understanding, but docs don't want me going back until they get some more of this excess fluid off of my abdomen. So far I've dropped about 15lbs but they said there's still more to go. I don't know. I'm just doing what they say, hoping that they're right. I do know the meds they have me on make me feel like I have the bladder of a little girl. Guess that just means they're working.
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Did you get paperwork filled out for FMLA for this? If not, you might want to think about it. Job saver.
 
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Slydell said:
Did you get paperwork filled out for FMLA for this? If not, you might want to think about it. Job saver.
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Yeah, I did it this past week. The first two weeks out I covered with vacation time. Now I'll be switching to short-term disability, but hopefully I won't have to miss too much more time.
 
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Freak, how many mods are there? I know I had to miss some on my "befriend all the mods" quest.

PS-Accept my friend request.
 
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Weezer said:
Every once in a great while you'll hear a story of someone who was pronounced dead waking up in the morgue.

Coasty, how freaked would you be if one of your bodies suddenly revived? I'd probably have a coronary.
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It has never happened to me cause I always knock em in the head before I start...kinda like you would do a fish :)

They do pass gas after they die...can be real confusing if you are the only one in the room when it happens and you know it was not you :crazy:
 
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Weezer said:
Every once in a great while you'll hear a story of someone who was pronounced dead waking up in the morgue.

Coasty, how freaked would you be if one of your bodies suddenly revived? I'd probably have a coronary.
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Not really the same. But i used to dig graves when i was 20ish, had the wall cave in and a coffin come through it on us a couple times. Had to move a couple graves once. Dug up one that was in a wooden coffin that had caved in, my shovel skipped off his head as we were digging. Had to pick up the bones and put them in a bag to move them. The other one was in a steal casket and when we raised it up, the bottom fell out. Liquid and nasty ish went everywhere, the smell was terrible. I quit the next day.
 
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#2,643
I sent friend requests to Freak and every mod I could think of. So far, only Volly, GA, and Bill have accepted. I don't think Freak wants to be my friend.
 
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BadJerry20 said:
Not really the same. But i used to dig graves when i was 20ish, had the wall cave in and a coffin come through it on us a couple times. Had to move a couple graves once. Dug up one that was in a wooden coffin that had caved in, my shovel skipped off his head as we were digging. Had to pick up the bones and put them in a bag to move them. The other one was in a steal casket and when we raised it up, the bottom fell out. Liquid and nasty ish went everywhere, the smell was terrible. I quit the next day.
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that's freaky
 
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BadJerry20 said:
Not really the same. But i used to dig graves when i was 20ish, had the wall cave in and a coffin come through it on us a couple times. Had to move a couple graves once. Dug up one that was in a wooden coffin that had caved in, my shovel skipped off his head as we were digging. Had to pick up the bones and put them in a bag to move them. The other one was in a steal casket and when we raised it up, the bottom fell out. Liquid and nasty ish went everywhere, the smell was terrible. I quit the next day.
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Thats foul
 
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Toujours Pret said:
Thats foul
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I have had bodies that needed to be disinterred for different reasons.... one had only been dead about six months and family wanted a new casket after seeing what the earth does to them,,,,, so I had to pick her up outa one and lay her in the other


Now that is foul :hi:
 
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