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#9,378
#9,378
cheap too


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damn can you tell i'm hungry?
 
#9,381
#9,381
I haven't done jokes in a while. guess it's joke time.

begin the assault!

What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business!
 
#9,390
#9,390
How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle?

none. the lady should already have it open on the table!
 
#9,392
#9,392
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey then looks into his pocket.

He does this over and over again.

Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of whiskey and afterwards look into his pocket.

The man responded, "I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i'll go home."
 
#9,395
#9,395
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, “For you, no charge!”
 
#9,397
#9,397
A man was walking through a rather seedy section of town, when a bum walked up to him and asked the man for two dollars.

The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"

The bum replied, "No."

Then the man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"

The bum said, "No."

Then the man asked the bum, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
 
#9,400
#9,400
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
 
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