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I find that beef is the safest bet, simply because poorly cooked cchicken will make you pray for God to strike you dead.
 
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey then looks into his pocket.

He does this over and over again.

Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of whiskey and afterwards look into his pocket.

The man responded, "I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i'll go home."

This has to be a Rodney Dangerfield quote..
 
Get to buy and install new garbage disposal in kitchen sink. Accidentally dump a boatload of bb's down the drain and you get to do it too.
 
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