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The Ron Mexico said:
Nerd is hungry.

Bubba may or may not be having sex.

one of the girls is involved in a pyramid scheme.

and 3* is most likely a raging racist.

I think that mostly covers it.
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dang, Ive been away too long. And oops. wife put in a movie, so I missed a couple pages!! haha.

looks like a tough night.
 
#1,478
#1,478
just finished one of the Zorro movies, and my kids kept quoting Inigo Montoya through the entire movie.

I may have the greatest kids ever.
 
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#1,484
I saw you...you smelled me...and liked it - w4m - 26 (Rockaway)

I saw you at dicks sporting goods. you were an overweight, somewhat attractive older man who seemed to have wandered too far from gamestop. You were standing behind me with a pack of beef jerky in line (why didnt you get that at target instead?). I was too afraid to talk to you or check you out obviously , because it was really hot and humid and i saw you had sweat stains under your man boobs. I think its hot...but i didnt want to offend you by staring. But anyway....this is how i know we belong together. While anxiously waiting in line to check out I let out an air biscuit. Sometimes when i feel attracted to someone and nervous I tend to fart. It smelled really bad so i though oh god he's gonna hate me! and then....out of nowhere you took a deep breath and inhaled. I knew you liked it and I knew that we were meant to be. Hope you read this....
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Heart?
 
#1,490
#1,490
Going to Crackerbarrel with the wife. Then get mentally right to play in final round of tourney this afternoon.
 
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Hobock said:
Quote this post. TIA.
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Hobo, I took advocare with effedra many years ago. Wife and I were going to Hawaii and wanted to lose weight. I went from 185 to 155 in a matter of weeks. People thought I was getting fatally ill. That stuff made me go 100 mph and drink a ton of water.
We just finished the advocare 24 day challenge. I slacked off a little and cheated a couple of times, but lost @9. Problem is we are off it now and I have already gained 4 back just from some beer and meat.
Spark is ok. The protein shakes are actually decent. I just mix mine with ice. Fiber shakes are horrible. I am about to make a morning shake of spark and rejuvenate, which is like a Gatorade. Throw some strawberries in and I won't be hungry until lunch or after. Snack of some almonds or fruit later.
 
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#1,494
Xenadrine with ephedra was allsome. I went from 220 to 195 in 2 months. I bought it out the back-door of a gym for a while after it got the ban-hammer.
 
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DeusExMachina said:
I take back all the bad things I've said about Guinness. Tis a tasty crew indeed

Also, Irish Car bombs are quite delicious. Try one.


(Yes, Deuce is solidly on his way to smashefville.)
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The draught strait from a pub in Ireland is like some sort of mythical nectar. Something totally different rhan what we get in the states.
 
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