Random Thoughts XXVII

[mcompton]

I'll be drinking in between

 

[farmersdaughter]

You got that much hair that you won't be back till tomorrow? Dayum!

dats sum seriouz butt fuzz
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[tri_vol]

No guy would ever sign up to be the bachelor

I would never sign up for the bachelor. Don't understand why girls like the show.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Watched Bachelor for first time last night. Wouldn't that show be more interesting if it had some average girls. The premise is he is supposed to fall in love. are we saying you can only fall in love with hot chicks? seems rather shallow and dumb. why do women watch that stuff?

I think you answered your own question. Lulz

 

[Hobock]

I would never sign up for the bachelor. Don't understand why girls like the show.

For the same reason they never stop liking Cinderella.

 

[rmsmith]

Ill sign up for it!

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Ill sign up for it!

Same here. I'd run through all dem whores and then say "Y'all been punk'd, thanks for the poon!" @ The final rose ceremony.True love on a television.
#gimmeabreak

 

[Jax_Vol]

Not at 3:45 on a Tuesday

HEEEEYYY...it is Friday somewhere....AmIright?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Not at 3:45 on a Tuesday

You're not trying hard enough.

 

[blupotato]

Just got stuck behind some morbidly obese woman going down an isle at Wally World. As I bent down to get some Kleenex boxes, she broke wind. Pretty sure I was just sharted on.

 

[blupotato]

I fwaking hate Walmart.

 

[rmsmith]

Same here. I'd run through all dem whores and then say "Y'all been punk'd, thanks for the poon!" @ The final rose ceremony.True love on a television.
#gimmeabreak

This

 

[Hobock]

Just got stuck behind some morbidly obese woman going down an isle at Wally World. As I bent down to get some Kleenex boxes, she broke wind. Pretty sure I was just sharted on.

InB4 your severe case of pink-eye begins.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Just got stuck behind some morbidly obese woman going down an isle at Wally World. As I bent down to get some Kleenex boxes, she broke wind. Pretty sure I was just sharted on.

Nasty, brah!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Just got stuck behind some morbidly obese woman going down an isle at Wally World. As I bent down to get some Kleenex boxes, she broke wind. Pretty sure I was just sharted on.

Was she riding on one of the Rascals they provide?
I hate those fatasses that ride around on those things.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

InB4 your severe case of pink-eye begins.

Knocked Up (7/10) Movie CLIP - Pink Eye (2007) HD - YouTube

 

[Wickerhead]

Was she riding on one of the Rascals they provide?
I hate those fatasses that ride around on those things.

And they will set in the middle of the aisle on that damn thing and stare up at something on the top shelf. Get your fat ass off that thing and get it yo damn self or gtf out the way.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

And they will set in the middle of the aisle on that damn thing and stare up at something on the top shelf. Get your fat ass off that thing and get it yo damn self or gtf out the way.

I went to Lowes on Sunday and saw this fat bastard riding around on one of those things. He had like four trees in the cart just riding around wheezing like he was dying. When I leave I see him strutting across the parking lot like he is the shizz.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Just got stuck behind some morbidly obese woman going down an isle at Wally World. As I bent down to get some Kleenex boxes, she broke wind. Pretty sure I was just sharted on.

Did u ask them if they would like a little tater salad?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Did u ask them if they would like a little tater salad?

Jax I like how u got ur hair did

 

[Jax_Vol]

Jax I like how u got ur hair did

Ahhh, that ain't me. That is our new running back coach. You either run hard, or he kill you....I think that may work!

 

[wildnkrazykat]

He's black, I see. I'm sure the FF will be tickled

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

He's black, I see. I'm sure the FF will be tickled

Not black enough apparently.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Okay, I just accidentally hit a link to an addiction center.
Message from beyond?

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Okay, I just accidentally hit a link to an addiction center.
Message from beyond?

I used to think so but no when I'm mobile. I hit it once a day. Don't be a quitter.