Random Thoughts XXIX

[Slydell]

He'll probably start drinkin' and cussin' next.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Talking about the gun correct?

It's not a gun.

 

[GBO18]

Rifle excuse me.

 

[Hobock]

I need an affordable cigar I can buy in KnoxVegas. Anyone?

Peach Optimos

 

[Slydell]

This is your weapon, this is your gun.
One is for fighting and one is for fun.

 

[Aavoxx]

So I guess ever since Voxx got the deadly news about his elbow, he is going off the deep end and starting to smoke.

I have friends with babies due in the next eight days. Traditions.

 

[GBO18]

Black and Mild.

 

[Aavoxx]

He'll probably start drinkin' and cussin' next.

Way to late for that.

 

[GBO18]

You can rationalize it anyway you want but we know the reason deep down.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

He'll probably start drinkin' and cussin' next.

Two of my three favorite things.

 

[Hobock]

Black and Mild.

The only cigars I smoke.

 

[GBO18]

The only cigars I smoke.

I knew you were really black.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Way to late for that.

Cigar place in the Old City.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiPRvizGSME[/youtube]

 

[BadJerry20]

Finally upgraded to 1200 thread count. Can't wait to roll around buckin naked in them

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Finally upgraded to 1200 thread count. Can't wait to roll around buckin naked in them

Invite a special lady over and tell her the new sheets need some sweat to break 'em in. And then make sweet, sweet love to her holes.

 

[BadJerry20]

Valentino Egyptian cotton ftw! Got them on special for $279 plus shipping and handling.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Make sure she's not on her period though.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Because the Bible says women that are menstruating are unclean.

 

[BadJerry20]

Invite a special lady over and tell her the new sheets need some sweat to break 'em in. And then make sweet, sweet love to her holes.

That's the plan, chicks dig new linens.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

New sheets ftmfw

 

[BadJerry20]

Make sure she's not on her period though.

Sound advice

 

[VolFan32]

I love my mom but if I have to listen to her for the next 5 hours of this drive talk about how I'm single I'm gonna die.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Leviticus 15:19-30

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I love my mom but if I have to listen to her for the next 5 hours of this drive talk about how I'm single I'm gonna die.

Ask her if she has any friends hurtin' for a squirtin'.