Random Thoughts XXIX

[BadJerry20]

I love my mom but if I have to listen to her for the next 5 hours of this drive talk about how I'm single I'm gonna die.

She needs a grandchild

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I love my mom but if I have to listen to her for the next 5 hours of this drive talk about how I'm single I'm gonna die.

Tell her you're single as a public service to all the single ladies out there.

 

[VolFan32]

She needs a grandchild

F that. I love kids but ain't nobody got time for that right now.

 

[BadJerry20]

New sheets ftmfw

Doesn't get much better than crawling into a bed with new sheets honestly.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Tell her you're single as a public service to all the single ladies out there.

Or freak her out and say it's not legal for you to marry yet.

 

[BadJerry20]

Tell her you're single as a public service to all the single ladies out there.

All the single ladies, all the single ladies

 

[BadJerry20]

F that. I love kids but ain't nobody got time for that right now.

Start an army of little Pubes, spread your seed across the nation!

 

[VolFan32]

Or freak her out and say it's not legal for you to marry yet.

Lulz. Prob a good idea.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Lulz. Prob a good idea.

You would definitely be having a different convo.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I love my mom but if I have to listen to her for the next 5 hours of this drive talk about how I'm single I'm gonna die.

Tell her y think u might be gay n ate taking some time to figure it out

 

[VolFan32]

Tell her y think u might be gay n ate taking some time to figure it out

She'd prob stroke out.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Ask her if she has any friends hurtin' for a squirtin'.

This

 

[BadJerry20]

Gonzo text him a shirtless pic of you wearing a cowboy hat to show his mom

 

[wildnkrazykat]

She'd prob stroke out.

She'll stfu about it

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Gonzo text him a shirtless pic of you wearing a cowboy hat to show his mom

That would be funny as hell.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

She'll stfu about it

There's always the other option where she might know someone who has a gay son.

 

[BadJerry20]

Would awesome if her response was, "son I already knee that"

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Would awesome if her response was, "son I already knee that"

She may be fishing to get him to say it.

 

[BadJerry20]

Keri Hilson is fine af in the Turnin Me On video

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I really want A Five Guys burger. This may get rectified.

 

[BadJerry20]

Chicks that can actually dance automatically get a bump in the rating scale.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I'm bout to cut my ****ing head off

 

[Wickerhead]

I'm bout to cut my ****ing head off

I know what you mean. Just sneezed 9 times myself.

 

[VolFan32]

She may be fishing to get him to say it.

Knew I was setting myself up for comments like this.

 

[BadJerry20]

I'm bout to cut my ****ing head off

Seems a little extreme.