Random Thoughts XXII

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I only worry when sharkbite reports go up. Then I get a little intimidated. But as long as there's no spike in shark activity you should be perfectly fine. Don't let fear keep you from having a good time. Odds are in your favor.


Only advice I have is if you ever find yourself in a confrontation with a shark, punch it in the snout and swim like hell for the shore. One of my teachers in HS said sharks have a nerve cluster there and it's akin to punching them in the groin. It'll distract them long enough for you to get to safety. Never had the opportunity to put it to the test, but it sounded reasonable. I mean, he could of been full of it, but I see no reason for him to have lied.

I'm positive I read an article where an Auatralian gentleman did just that and got out rather well, because the shark took off, after saying, "whyyyyyyyy did you do that?"

Seriously tho, an Australian guy really did that...

 

[DD4ME]

I only worry when sharkbite reports go up. Then I get a little intimidated. But as long as there's no spike in shark activity you should be perfectly fine. Don't let fear keep you from having a good time. Odds are in your favor.


Only advice I have is if you ever find yourself in a confrontation with a shark, punch it in the snout and swim like hell for the shore. One of my teachers in HS said sharks have a nerve cluster there and it's akin to punching them in the groin. It'll distract them long enough for you to get to safety. Never had the opportunity to put it to the test, but it sounded reasonable. I mean, he could of been full of it, but I see no reason for him to have lied.

 

[Weezer]

This one:

Landsharks aren't real? Damn, I passed up some perfectly good candygrams.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Or stab it in the eye. If you aren't carrying any pointy objects, you can use the tip of your erect penis.

You are becoming more like Nerd every day.

 

[DD4ME]

you can use the tip of your erect penis.

Pretty much good for everything

 

[Thrasher865]

I was going for billy C with that one.

 

[Weezer]

Or stab it in the eye. If you aren't carrying any pointy objects, you can use the tip of your erect penis.

But Kat doesn't have a penis..... or does she?

 

[DD4ME]

You are becoming more like Nerd every day.

 

[Thrasher865]

Pretty much good for everything

It's like a leatherman Multi-tool

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I was going for billy C with that one.

You think you're some kind of damn comedian?


(that was my Nerd impression)

 

[Thrasher865]

But Kat doesn't have a penis..... or does she?

I dunno. I was speaking in generalizations. She could try an erect nipple.

 

[DD4ME]

I use those effers like a ferry. Gotta teach em respect.

 

[Thrasher865]

You think you're some kind of damn comedian?


(that was my Nerd impression)

Pretty good. Keep workin on it.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

You think you're some kind of damn comedian?


(that was my Nerd impression)

Oh shyt. This should be a thread. Like the 1,000 Posts In The Key Of OE...

Hmmmmmmmm.....

 

[DD4ME]

It's like a leatherman Multi-tool

 

[DD4ME]

It even writes magazines

 

[DD4ME]

But Kat doesn't have a penis..... or does she?

 

[Weezer]

That movie scared me when I saw it as a kid. Now it's more like a comedy.

The only movie to permanently scar me was The Exorcist. I watched it alone when I was like seven. To this day, I cannot bring myself to watch it again. Had nightmares for weeks not to mention how pissed my parents were when they found out.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

That movie scared me when I saw it as a kid. Now it's more like a comedy.

The only movie to permanently scar me was The Exorcist. I watched it alone when I was like seven. To this day, I cannot bring myself to watch it again. Had nightmares for weeks not to mention how pissed my parents were when they found out.

The Omen is mine. Poltergeist messed me up pretty bad for a while, also...

 

[DD4ME]

Children of the corn.

And my kid's a fair haired blonde. He's banned from corn fields.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Children of the corn.

And my kid's a fair haired blonde. He's banned from corn fields.

Lulz...

 

[Ashevillevol]

Think she is fighting the dude for her magic bullet... she will win.

 

[Weezer]

Children of the corn.

And my kid's a fair haired blonde. He's banned from corn fields.

:lolabove:

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I'm not scared. Just first reply I got back about the area was hammerhead shark bites

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]