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I only worry when sharkbite reports go up. Then I get a little intimidated. But as long as there's no spike in shark activity you should be perfectly fine. Don't let fear keep you from having a good time. Odds are in your favor.


Only advice I have is if you ever find yourself in a confrontation with a shark, punch it in the snout and swim like hell for the shore. One of my teachers in HS said sharks have a nerve cluster there and it's akin to punching them in the groin. It'll distract them long enough for you to get to safety. Never had the opportunity to put it to the test, but it sounded reasonable. I mean, he could of been full of it, but I see no reason for him to have lied.
 
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Weezer said:
I only worry when sharkbite reports go up. Then I get a little intimidated. But as long as there's no spike in shark activity you should be perfectly fine. Don't let fear keep you from having a good time. Odds are in your favor.


Only advice I have is if you ever find yourself in a confrontation with a shark, punch it in the snout and swim like hell for the shore. One of my teachers in HS said sharks have a nerve cluster there and it's akin to punching them in the groin. It'll distract them long enough for you to get to safety. Never had the opportunity to put it to the test, but it sounded reasonable. I mean, he could of been full of it, but I see no reason for him to have lied.
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Or stab it in the eye. If you aren't carrying any pointy objects, you can use the tip of your erect penis.
 
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