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Thrasher865 said:
It would be impossible for me to make this distinction. It's usually whichever one I'm listening to at the time.

Of the top of my head I will name.... "Because" It's certainly top 15.

I like "A Day in the Life"
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I Want You is probably my favorite, but ADITL is a close second.
 
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Abbey Road is my favorite album. Can't top Mean Mr Mustard/Polythene Pam/She Came In Through The Bathroom Window.
 
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NewToVolCountry said:
So, I partied on NY with this girl who ended up living right down the hall from me in my dorm. Well she and her roommate came over to drink a few nights ago. The roommate had NEVER drank before. She's also a virgin and never had a bf. To make it even worse, it was her sorority's week where they can't drink.

This girl starts throwing drinks back, and of course I am impressed and encouraging her. She drank more than any girl I've ever seen. When I saw how far she was going I sort of tried to stop her but she just kept going. I ended up having to carry her to her room and put her in her bed. She immediately got the spins when she laid down, and then rushed to the toilet. I did the holding her hair deal, but then both of her arms fell into the toilet and got vomit all over her. So I had to strip her to her undies and put her in the dang shower. Her roommate dressed her and I threw her back in bed. I had to hold a trashcan while she puked like three times. She finally fell asleep holding onto me for dear life. I sat in the room babysitting her and talking to the other roommate, who couldn't handle her puking, for 3 hours until 6 in the morning.

She cried all night, though. I feel so guilty and like such an ass. I went by her room and apologized for letting her drink so much. I don't think she is holding it against me. She's a sweetheart.
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You're now officially in the friendzone with 2 self admitted hotties. Good work. Now stay away from virgins and girls that don't know how to drink and go after the roommate that had some sense and had you deal with it.
 
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DD4ME said:
You're now officially in the friendzone with 2 self admitted hotties. Good work. Now stay away from virgins and girls that don't know how to drink and go after the roommate that had some sense and had you deal with it.
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Fairly sure I could get with either. Having lunch with the drunk on Friday, *****.
 
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DD4ME said:
That's all I've ever wanted to see Newt some effin confidence. Consider me backed off.
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I'm pretty sure I have it back, man. I have been talking to people all day in class and I usually just try to make myself invisible. I've hung out with a lot of girls lately.
 
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George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.







As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a
conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?' Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'


























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