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#751
#751
PoochPunt3rdDown said:
I used to fall so f-ing hard running thru the Smokies. I'd just bounce right back up and keep flying. I was way overdue.
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I've had two broken noses, first one when I was 9. My brother popped me with a metal tractor trailer toy he had. Then I broke all 5 metatarsals and cuneiform on right foot and three metatarsals on the left.
 
#754
#754
NewToVolCountry said:
I've had two broken noses, first one when I was 9. My brother popped me with a metal tractor trailer toy he had. Then I broke all 5 metatarsals and cuneiform on right foot and three metatarsals on the left.
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Gah it is going to suck when you get old.
 
#759
#759
Naw this chick kept telling me we would hang out. Was the 3rd time she blew me off, and i'm drunk so i figured i would tell her how messed up that was. She hung up on me. Defriended me from FB. And stopped texting me. Hell yeah
 
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jtflew said:
Naw this chick kept telling me we would hang out. Was the 3rd time she blew me off, and i'm drunk so i figured i would tell her how messed up that was. She hung up on me. Defriended me from FB. And stopped texting me. Hell yeah
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Drunk dialing rarely ends well especially if the other person is sober.
 
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GBO18 said:
Back surgery is risky so much shizz can go wrong. I would wait awhile.
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Yeah, I was totally joking. My parents tried to get me to visit an orthopedic surgeon and I chickened out. A set of chiro treatments fixed me up once before, I'll just start back when it gets unmanageable.
 
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jtflew said:
Naw this chick kept telling me we would hang out. Was the 3rd time she blew me off, and i'm drunk so i figured i would tell her how messed up that was. She hung up on me. Defriended me from FB. And stopped texting me. Hell yeah
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She should have respected your honesty.
 
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#769
NewToVolCountry said:
Yeah, I was totally joking. My parents tried to get me to visit an orthopedic surgeon and I chickened out. A set of chiro treatments fixed me up once before, I'll just start back when it gets unmanageable.
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Don't joke about that. Bff.
 
#772
#772
I am playing ultimate frisbee tomorrow against a bunch of really good high school and college athletes. Pooch, you jelli?
 
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