Random Thoughts XVIII

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I don't anyone should have children so that the child won't have to cope with their upcoming death.

Can you edit this please.

 

[farmersdaughter]

You were the butt of the joke, m'dear.

Ewwwww, dont pee on me lol. I will tie a knot in that thang

 

[Nerd-Vol]

All 500,987,457,356,732,778,345,567,246 of my potential children where flushed down the toilet.
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I lulzed at this. Hard!

That deserves some chicken tenders, TO GO!!!!!!!!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXx_tntAOjg&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/youtube]

 

[farmersdaughter]

masturbating
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Dont put your eye out when you get your happy ending lol

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Ewwwww, dont pee on me lol. I will tie a knot in that thang

Ouch!!!

 

[possumslayer]

Ewwwww, dont pee on me lol. I will tie a knot in that thang

Fd is kinky! Ever find the 60 bucks fd?
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[farmersdaughter]

Fd is kinky! Ever find the 60 bucks fd?
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No dangit. I havent got a clue where I put it

 

[ego]

Tex, how long are you gonna be in Knoxville?

 

[possumslayer]

No dangit. I havent got a clue where I put it

check the panty drawer?
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[volsforever27]

Need to go hit up Lincoln's Sports Grille in Oak Ridge.

Ego, you can go, but keep your hand off my leg this time.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I don't anyone should have children so that the child won't have to cope with their upcoming death.

Can you edit this please.

I just re-read what I wrote. I lolled so damn hard. I shall not edit it!

 

[farmersdaughter]

check the panty drawer?
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Im thinking I had to drop it in the field or stables. It will turn up

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I just re-read what I wrote. I lolled so damn hard. I shall not edit it!

You must be drinking again.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

No dangit. I havent got a clue where I put it

Did you check over at the local Chippendales?

 

[possumslayer]

Psum pouches make good pocket pu
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[farmersdaughter]

Did you check over at the local Chip and Dales?

I would never cheapskate there with lowly 20's. Only my friends Mr Grant and Mr Franklin will do for occasions like that

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Tex, how long are you gonna be in Knoxville?

Leave Sunday around 5:30pm.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Leave Sunday around 5:30pm.

What will you be wearing?

 

[ego]

Leave Sunday around 5:30pm.

I'm taking fd out to dinner on Saturday. Since you're in town, any way you could let us use your senior citizens discount?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Cowboy hat, wife beater and assless chaps. Oh, and my Tony Lama boots.

 

[possumslayer]

What will you be wearing?

boxers or briefs
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[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'm taking fd out to dinner on Saturday. Since you're in town, any way you could let us use your senior citizens discount?

AARP is pretty strict about things like that, but since I really like FD, you can use it.

 

[farmersdaughter]

Awwww, my birthday is gonna be so special. Mcdonalds dollar menu followed by an ice cream sammich from the jiffy 7-11 :crazy:

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I just lost my dog. Carrying him back is the hardest thing I may have done to date. Refusing to cry, though.

Damn, Newt. My heart goes out to you, buddy...

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I don't believe that one bit

@fd