Random Thoughts XVIII

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I want a pet midget. Black or white........I'm not racist!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Not the way I meant it.

I fixed it.

I figured it was just another joke that went over my head. lulz

 

[possumslayer]

All 500,987,457,356,732,778,345,567,246 of my potential children where flushed down the toilet.
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[volsforever27]

I want a pet midget. Black or white........I'm not racist!

Ego, sounds like you might have a new home.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Ego, sounds like you might have a new home.

He's not broke in yet.

 

[volsforever27]

He's not broke in yet.

He humps everything, too.

 

[ego]

Ego, sounds like you might have a new home.

I'm pretty sure that in the past I've expressed my fear of midgets. Let's not take this any further.

 

[ego]

He's not broke in yet.

Said she wanted a golden shower, and I aim to please...

 

[farmersdaughter]

Whats all my favorite zonetards doing this evening?

 

[volsforever27]

I'm pretty sure that in the past I've expressed my fear of midgets. Let's not take this any further.

Just because that one guy in the men's room tricked you into thinking he was a leprechaun?

 

[ego]

Whats all my favorite zonetards doing this evening?

Speaking of, Tex....

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Hey FD!

 

[ego]

Just because that one guy in the men's room tricked you into thinking he was a leprechaun?

And now I understand the fascination with rainbows.

 

[farmersdaughter]

Speaking of, Tex....

Im not a midget, housebroke or otherwise

 

[farmersdaughter]

Hey FD!

Hola amigo, when you heading back to the promised land?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Fd, how many animals have you had in your life that have died?

 

[ego]

Said she wanted a golden shower, and I aim to please...

Im not a midget, housebroke or otherwise

You were the butt of the joke, m'dear.

 

[volsforever27]

And now I understand the fascination with rainbows.

You know you have a rainbow sticker on you Sidekick.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Hola amigo, when you heading back to the promised land?

I'll be landing in Knoxville @ 3:50pm Thursday.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Really? What if everyone who had a pet die, never got another one?

I don't anyone should have children so that the child won't have to cope with their upcoming death.

 

[possumslayer]

Whats all my favorite zonetards doing this evening?

masturbating
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[farmersdaughter]

Fd, how many animals have you had in your life that have died?

Ummmm...... Counting calves I have raised for beef lol? theres so many. The last dog that I lost that I physically hurt and cried and grieved over was 11 years ago. It was a rat terrier that my pap had given me and I had raised from a pup. She got hit by a car

 

[ego]

You know you have a rainbow sticker on you Sidekick.

It's a Bravada, and it has a W.W.J.D license plate on the front.

 

[volsforever27]

Per my sources, Andy Dick will be the next DC.

Ego just shed a tear of happiness.

 

[rockyvols]

At&t can gosuckadik