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I didn't realize people in Kentucky kept housepets, I kinda figured you just had random llamas all around the yard.
 
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The last time I stayed up all night was when my friend (who looks like katy perry) called me to come pick her up from a bar cuz she was so effed up and couldn't drive. She was sitting at the bar with some guys. They try to get us to leave with them. I had to drag her out of the bar. She barfed on my shoes. She cried because she felt bad for puking on my new shoes. She made me listen to country music in my car..which made me want to barf. I couldn't get her out of my car. She screamed... "I don't want to get out!" I said ***** you're getting out of my car. She said she will sleep in my car. Finally had to drag her out of my car. Said she's gonna barf again. Got her to my bathroom...she's hugging the toilet...telling me I'm the greatest friend ever n still crying cuz she ruined my shoes. Tells me she left her wallet at the bar. At this point I want to pull my hair out. Says maybe its in her car...which is in nashville. Exhausted. She wants her damn wallet. Says she can drive cuz she's not drunk anymore. I'm like fawk no you're not driving my car beech. Drive her to nashville cuz she said she left her doors unlocked n left the keys in the car. Wallet not in car! Wallet not at bar!
 
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