Random, Thoughts, X,XXIV

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#2,954
A skydiving instructor is finishing one of his classes and asks if anyone has any questions.

A guy raises his hand and asks "if my parachute doesn't open and my reserve doesn't open, how long do I have before I hit the Ground?"

The instructor says "the rest of your life"
 
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VolNExile said:
I realize that this is a pitiful (to you) female thing, but, this is a good thing?
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Yes, it's a good thing. Real men love gore with a sense of reality. I always cheer a good kill shot. And yes, I've had people stare at me for actually cheering a bloody onscreen death.
 
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NorCalVol67 said:
Die Hard>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rambo

Yippie Ki Yay M F’er
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If we're talking First Blood compared to the first Die Hard, it's very close for me. I'd give Die Hard the edge, but the gap wouldn't be as big as you think.
 
#2,959
#2,959
NorCalVol67 said:
I am a big Stallone fan and I do not blame anyone for doing all they could to stay out of Vietnam, but I didn’t like the fact that he avoided the war and then made mucho dollars portraying a Vietnam veteran.
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I am not familiar with this story. How did he avoid it?
 
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#2,961
Behr said:
No, I actually like it to look fake. The more fake the better.

"To me"? Lulz, you "sound" like Tin. I'm just a terrible person.
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Yes, you can be terrible. That you relish this is borderline scociopathy. That you realize your own nature gives you a chance at becoming a better you. The gift of free will - the path you choose.
 
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#2,962
Tin Man said:
Yes, you can be terrible. That you relish this is borderline scociopathy. That you realize your own nature gives you a chance at becoming a better you. The gift of free will - the path you choose.
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I'm a horrible person sometimes, but I still love me. I also try not to judge others, so I got that going for me, too.

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I do look forward to seeing how good the lady Vols do with the new corch.

And my friend that's an OSU fan is really into basketball, almost as much as football, and he told me a couple of days ago ...."I know you don't follow BB much, but Barnes is putting together a killer recruiting class"..is this true?
 
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Behr said:
I do look forward to seeing how good the lady Vols do with the new corch.

And my friend that's an OSU fan is really into basketball, almost as much as football, and he told me a couple of days ago ...."I know you don't follow BB much, but Barnes is putting together a killer recruiting class"..is this true?
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I’ve never cared much about bb, up until two years ago, don’t know why, but I started watching. There was something about that team and last year, that grabbed my interest. Last year was a special team. Try watching, there’s a reason that there’s interest from 5*’s
 
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