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I was fishing at a farm pond, and a bull got it through his head he wanted a go at me. I tried out running him but lost ground quickly. I ended up having to jump in the damn pond
 
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So here is what I did.

End of a long run and I have to cross a cow pasture. Going up the steepest hill I've ever seen, look to my right and 20 ft away there is a young bull about the size of a small heifer.

He is staring me down and doesn't look happy. He takes a couple of steps toward me and looks like he is ready to go. I had my shirt in my hand so I channel the matador spirit of my spanish ancestors and I threw out my fist with my shirt and said "ssssstt". He froze and watched me run up the hill. When I got to the top he stepped out in the middle of the trail and bellowed at me.
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VOLNBAMA said:
I'm majoring in criminal justice so I may be in your shoes one day. I'd like to get in the FBI though
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FBI makes mucho money. My best friend is a DEA agent and he also makes bank. When you finish your degree you should have plenty of options. Local law is the funnest job that I have ever had but going federal would be the way to go if at all possible. I have still not ruled it out. Just have to finish my BS.
 
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I'm hello bent on a five guys cheeseburger for lunch, they dont open for an hour dammit. Obama should stand for fat Americans and require them to be 24 hour.
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JTrainDavis said:
I'm hello bent on a five guys cheeseburger for lunch, they dont open for an hour dammit. Obama should stand for fat Americans and require them to be 24 hour.
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Break a window and fire up the grill yourself
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#11,967
My buddy was working at five guys the night the tornado hit. The tornado missed their building by about 100 feet and hit Ashley furniture a couple buildings down. Said he was watching it from inside.
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JTrainDavis said:
I'm hello bent on a five guys cheeseburger for lunch, they dont open for an hour dammit. Obama should stand for fat Americans and require them to be 24 hour.
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Hell I'm getting so hungry I'd love a wendy's double right now, with a side of chili
 
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VOLCOP81 said:
FBI makes mucho money. My best friend is a DEA agent and he also makes bank. When you finish your degree you should have plenty of options. Local law is the funnest job that I have ever had but going federal would be the way to go if at all possible. I have still not ruled it out. Just have to finish my BS.
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*most fun
 
#11,971
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VOLCOP81 said:
FBI makes mucho money. My best friend is a DEA agent and he also makes bank. When you finish your degree you should have plenty of options. Local law is the funnest job that I have ever had but going federal would be the way to go if at all possible. I have still not ruled it out. Just have to finish my BS.
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*neato-est
 
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