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volmanbill said:
I like the 'boys because of Jason. Same with Peyton and the Colts. The only NFL team I'm passionate about is the one I've bet on.:)

That would be the Cowboys -14 and under 40.5 at the moment.
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I like them both for the same reason.
 
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The Black Friday experience wasn't as bad as I thought. It still was a little chaotic but I didn't witness any disputes over merchandise like in the horror stories I've heard. I got most of my shopping done for my kids. I just have to get a little more next week. This will drive a man :crazy::crazy::crazy:
 
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An Ol' Tennessee Boy is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has produced a typical Tennessee baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Tennessean just shrugs,

"That's about average down home, folks like I said, my boy's a typical Tennessee baby boy."


Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW!" We heard one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say you're the father of t hat typical Tennessee baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?"


The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."


The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"


The Tennessee father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Coors beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had'm circumcised."
 
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