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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, ?This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.?

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ?Which do you want, son?? The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ?What did I tell you?? said the barber. ?That kid never learns!?

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ?Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?? The boy licked his cone and replied, ?Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!?
 
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, ?This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.?

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ?Which do you want, son?? The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ?What did I tell you?? said the barber. ?That kid never learns!?

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ?Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?? The boy licked his cone and replied, ?Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!?
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Q: What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
 
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I hate Boise States Field, I get a headache watching them with the all blue uniforms.
 
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Good saturday morning Vol Nation, hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving with family. It's football time in Tennessee now. Good luck to Vols, they have tradition on their side against KY. Hope to celebrate a 25 year streak this eve.
 
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A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.

For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him that's bad.

Was he generous? give money to the poor? Charities? No? St. Peter told him that that too was bad.

Did he do any good deeds? Help his neighbor? Anything? No? St. Peter was becoming concerned.

Exasperated, Peter says, "Look, everybody does something nice sometime. Work with me, I'm trying to help. Now think!"

The man says, "There was this old lady. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her.

I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back. I then helped her to her feet. I then went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face".

"Wow", said Peter, "That's impressive. When did this happen"?

"Oh, about 10 minutes ago", replied the man.
 
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