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St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about football. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.

"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."

"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the umpires."
 
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
 

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