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PoochPunt3rdDown said:
Two things I did not like about her I could never bring myself to discuss with her and that, ultimately, led to the demise of the 'ship.

1. She was the loudest, by far, screamer I've ever been with ever in my life, ever. After we broke up (she lived next door to me in our apt complex.... I know, I know), I was walking Arlo one day and I could literally hear her doing it wither her new man about 50 yards from our building. My friend was also walking his dog so we started talking and finally he's like, "What the ****? Is someone dying? Wait. Is that your ex?". When I told him it was and I could hear her all the time, we laughed for about 15 minutes. She finally got done. We stayed and listened the whole time.

2. She did not get my jokes, at all. Being that I'm a narcissist and I think I'm absolutely hilarious, this was just not going to work. I'm such a shallow POS.
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Lulz, Pooch I've been there with you on both of them. A girl's demeanor/actions in bed can ruin a lot. So yes, I'm a pos, too.
 
#11,105
#11,105
PoochPunt3rdDown said:
Two things I did not like about her I could never bring myself to discuss with her and that, ultimately, led to the demise of the 'ship.

1. She was the loudest, by far, screamer I've ever been with ever in my life, ever. After we broke up (she lived next door to me in our apt complex.... I know, I know), I was walking Arlo one day and I could literally hear her doing it wither her new man about 50 yards from our building. My friend was also walking his dog so we started talking and finally he's like, "What the ****? Is someone dying? Wait. Is that your ex?". When I told him it was and I could hear her all the time, we laughed for about 15 minutes. She finally got done. We stayed and listened the whole time.

2. She did not get my jokes, at all. Being that I'm a narcissist and I think I'm absolutely hilarious, this was just not going to work. I'm such a shallow POS.
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I couldn't deal with that at all. Seems like it would take all the intimacy out if she is just screaming. Thankfully I've never been with a girl that did that.
 
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Slowing it down

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV5927DVWPE&feature=autoplay&list=PL04D71599B56D5DB8&index=33&playnext=1&shuffle=235531[/youtube]
 
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PoochPunt3rdDown said:
Two things I did not like about her I could never bring myself to discuss with her and that, ultimately, led to the demise of the 'ship.

1. She was the loudest, by far, screamer I've ever been with ever in my life, ever. After we broke up (she lived next door to me in our apt complex.... I know, I know), I was walking Arlo one day and I could literally hear her doing it wither her new man about 50 yards from our building. My friend was also walking his dog so we started talking and finally he's like, "What the ****? Is someone dying? Wait. Is that your ex?". When I told him it was and I could hear her all the time, we laughed for about 15 minutes. She finally got done. We stayed and listened the whole time.

2. She did not get my jokes, at all. Being that I'm a narcissist and I think I'm absolutely hilarious, this was just not going to work. I'm such a shallow POS.
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it's hard for women to scream with their mouth full.
 
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#11,114
NewToVolCountry said:
Outright screaming is a turn off, and there are also some other weird things I can't tolerate.
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Like what clawing? I had sex with a girl who clawed the **** out of my back. I had to wear a shirt around my house for a week just so my parents wouldn't see it. That is actually something that doesn't bother me.
 
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPmjri35cBM&feature=autoplay&list=PL04D71599B56D5DB8&index=1&playnext=2&shuffle=235531[/youtube]

A personal favorite. When you take the time to just sit down and soak in the lyrics, you can really relate.
 
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NewToVolCountry said:
Fetish is something that turns you on. Yeah, it has potential to get ugly, but in that case it was no big deal.
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It just seems like a word you'd use to describe someone that beats off to kittens wearing fishnets or something...........y'know like Jtrain does.

I never said they "turn me on" I just find them pretty.
 
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VOLFREAK11 said:
Like what clawing? I had sex with a girl who clawed the **** out of my back. I had to wear a shirt around my house for a week just so my parents wouldn't see it. That is actually something that doesn't bother me.
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So many stories I could tell right now. lulz
 
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#11,120
VOLFREAK11 said:
Like what clawing? I had sex with a girl who clawed the **** out of my back. I had to wear a shirt around my house for a week just so my parents wouldn't see it. That is actually something that doesn't bother me.
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No, I actually dig that. I'm not a bashful guy, but this is weird to talk about.

Nice preface, huh?

I had a girl who would make purring noises? sometimes, then act like she was going to take a big ass bite outta me. I'm totally down with a girl nibbling or biting to an extent, but this ***** looked like a shark coming in for the kill.
 
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NewToVolCountry said:
No, I actually dig that. I'm not a bashful guy, but this is weird to talk about.

Nice preface, huh?

I had a girl who would make purring noises? sometimes, then act like she was going to take a big ass bite outta me. I'm totally down with a girl nibbling or biting to an extent, but this ***** looked like a shark coming in for the kill.
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Yeah thats weird.... I'm an ear guy though, once a girl starts kissing the ears its all over from there.
 
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#11,124
VOLFREAK11 said:
I couldn't deal with that at all. Seems like it would take all the intimacy out if she is just screaming. Thankfully I've never been with a girl that did that.
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The things I liked.

1. She had really refined tastes. Always suggested the best places to go out to eat and would pay every once in a while. Very modern woman.

2. Everyone had to take off their shoes and put on slippers when you went in her apt. I found this to be really cool. Walking into her apt was like walking into the cleanest and most foreign place in Knoxville. She likes American things but had the Asian flair thing going, as well.

3. She was a great cook. She would make awesome food I had never tried and would feed me the first few bites with this wonderful look of anticipation on her face. Such a sweet woman.

4. She wasn't a holier than thou little snot like some TN girls are. She hardly judged anyone and did really well in social situations, mainly because every guy wanted to chat her up. If some guy was coming on too strong, she would casually walk over to me and slip her arm into mine. Big turn on.
 
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