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And Chris Young is the man

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Me neither and oriental women never turn me on

How can you not find this pretty?
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This is my first miss. Pace is changing on me.

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That is interesting. She was a keeper then.

Two things I did not like about her I could never bring myself to discuss with her and that, ultimately, led to the demise of the 'ship.

1. She was the loudest, by far, screamer I've ever been with ever in my life, ever. After we broke up (she lived next door to me in our apt complex.... I know, I know), I was walking Arlo one day and I could literally hear her doing it wither her new man about 50 yards from our building. My friend was also walking his dog so we started talking and finally he's like, "What the ****? Is someone dying? Wait. Is that your ex?". When I told him it was and I could hear her all the time, we laughed for about 15 minutes. She finally got done. We stayed and listened the whole time.

2. She did not get my jokes, at all. Being that I'm a narcissist and I think I'm absolutely hilarious, this was just not going to work. I'm such a shallow POS.
 

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