random things I wonder

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Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?

 

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Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

 

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What is a refried bean? Why do they have to fry it twice?

 

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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

 

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What's the synonym for thesaurus?

 

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Ever notice how irons have a setting for "permanent" press? I don't get it.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

How can someone "draw a blank"?

 

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Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?

 

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Where is Old Zealand?

 

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How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

 

[volwindy]

I wonder why oe likes to spank himself..

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Which is the other side of the street?

 

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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

 

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Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

 

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Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

 

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Why are raisins called raisins if they are only dried grapes? Why not just call them dried grapes?

 

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Why are some gay people so unhappy?

 

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Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

 

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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

 

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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

 

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

 

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Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?

 

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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

 

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