1 - Jalapeno cheese grits are good.
2 - Johnny Carson > David Letterman
3 - Frank Dux would mop the floor with Chuck Norris.
4 - Lou Holtz wasn't always insane.
5 - Public execution should be mandatory for all child murderers or rapists.
6 - Michelle Pfeiffer is still the most beautiful woman alive.
7 - Gilligan wasn't dumb, he was just stoned.
8 - Mel Kiper Jr. has plastic hair.
9 - Nude beaches are not always a good thing.
10 - Curly Bill and Johnny Ringo should have turned themselves in, lawyered up and tried to cut a deal.
