Random opinions

Dennis Dixon made the all pac-10 academic team this year. His only course his senior year. . . billiards. :dunno:
 
Emailvol failed as the giver of sexy and is now the giver of business.

Pitiful!

I am wondering why you have a picture of Christopher Walken in your avatar, and if it has something to do with the object you have been hiding in your rectum.

I am scared of you.
 
Wow, for at least the 100th time in volnation history, I have lowered the bar when I didn't think it could be any lower.
 
1 - Jalapeno cheese grits are good.
2 - Johnny Carson > David Letterman
3 - Frank Dux would mop the floor with Chuck Norris.
4 - Lou Holtz wasn't always insane.
5 - Public execution should be mandatory for all child murderers or rapists.
6 - Michelle Pfeiffer is still the most beautiful woman alive.
7 - Gilligan wasn't dumb, he was just stoned.
8 - Mel Kiper Jr. has plastic hair.
9 - Nude beaches are not always a good thing.
10 - Curly Bill and Johnny Ringo should have turned themselves in, lawyered up and tried to cut a deal.
 
1 - Jalapeno cheese grits are good.
2 - Johnny Carson > David Letterman
3 - Frank Dux would mop the floor with Chuck Norris.
4 - Lou Holtz wasn't always insane.
5 - Public execution should be mandatory for all child murderers or rapists.
6 - Michelle Pfeiffer is still the most beautiful woman alive.
7 - Gilligan wasn't dumb, he was just stoned.
8 - Mel Kiper Jr. has plastic hair.
9 - Nude beaches are not always a good thing.
10 - Curly Bill and Johnny Ringo should have turned themselves in, lawyered up and tried to cut a deal.

Repent. You will go to hell for eating cheese grits with Jalepenos in them. The rest of the list is pretty good.
 

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