Random, baseless predictions for the season

#26
#26
1. Some fans will call for a QB change at the first sign of trouble. However, there will never really be a QB controversy.
2. Tennessee beats at least one of Florida, Georgia, and South Carolina.
3. Tennessee wins 8 games this year.
 
#28
#28
There will be at least one thread calling for Worley to start against Buffalo after Bray has a bad game against a good Florida defense.

The stupidity of Les Miles will keep UT in the game with LSU, but for the 4th time in a row, UT will find a way to lose in the end.

If UT fails to beat UGA at home, the first SEC win won't come until Vanderbilt.

Marlin Lane will see his share of carries increase as the season progresses.

c.c.c.c.combo breaker
 
#30
#30
There will be at least one thread calling for Worley to start against Buffalo after Bray has a bad game against a good Florida defense.

The stupidity of Les Miles will keep UT in the game with LSU, but for the 4th time in a row, UT will find a way to lose in the end.

If UT fails to beat UGA at home, the first SEC win won't come until Vanderbilt.

Marlin Lane will see his share of carries increase as the season progresses.

SGMVols will become a posivol!:peace2:
 
#31
#31
6-0 going into the Bama game.









*I've been drinking.
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#33
#33
1. The Cheerleaders will be very tired at the end of the game due to the amount of pushups.
2. Smokey will take a nap somewhere at the start of the fourth quarter.
3. Dooley will get a gatorade shower, yet somehow his hair never loses it's glory.
4. ESPN will still hate us, Corso will still hate us even more.
5. And last but not least, the Florida coaching staff will tremble in fear at the sight of the two freshmen linebackers in Orange and pre-order a hospital room and flowers for Brantley.
 
#35
#35
- Bray throw for 300yds and 4td's vs UF. Poole and Lane combine for 150 yards rushing and UT wins by double digits.

- UGA starts 0-2, Richt and his squad fall apart after the Vols win by 20.

- Vols score multiple TD's on special teams by multiple players.

- Vols win 10 regular season games. With losses to Bama and Arkansas.

- UT gets revenge on Bama in the SEC Championship winning by 3 and going to the National Championship game vs. Nebraska.

- Bray gets invited to NYC for heisman presentation but finishes 3rd.

- Vols beat Nebraska 34-12 and Dooley wins COY.

V,B
 
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#36
#36
- Bray throw for 300yds and 4td's vs UF. Poole and Lane combine for 150 yards rushing and UT wins by double digits.

- UGA starts 0-2, Richt and his squad fall apart after the Vols win by 20.

- Vols score multiple TD's on special teams by multiple players.

- Vols win 10 regular season games. With losses to Bama and Arkansas.

- UT gets revenge on Bama in the SEC Championship winning by 3 and going to the National Championship game vs. Nebraska.

- Bray gets invited to NYC for heisman presentation but finishes 3rd.

- Vols beat Nebraska 34-12 and Dooley wins COY.

V,B

We have two losses but still make the title game?
 
#37
#37
Since we are going with baseless predictions (which means these will probably never happen):

- Bray throws for 4,000 yards, and 20 picks.

- The Vols beat Florida, but lose to Georgia.

- Tauren Poole will lose the starting job and give way to Marlin Lane.

- We will start three freshman linebackers at some point.

- Prentiss Waggner breaks the NCAA record for most INT TD returns.

- Jacques Smith will only have five sacks this year.

- Da'Rick Rogers is first team All-American.

- Cam Clear is first team freshman All-American.

- Dallas Thomas gets replaced by Tiny Richardson.

- Justin Hunter will "only" have 7 TD grabs.

- Our offense is top 15 in the nation.

- Our defense is bottom 40 in the nation.

- Justin Wilcox gets fired at the end of the season.
 
#39
#39
In at least two national game broadcasts, while showing the standard aerial stadium/river/downtown shot, some idiot announcer will make a comment about the fancy bridge they're building over the river.
 
#42
#42
1. Lundquist finally admits that he provides escort services to Florida recruits himself and free of charge
2. I get drunk at UT-LSU game and convince two Bama fans I'm bringing to it to wear TN gear for the game (not baseless, already convinced/forced this since they're getting primo seats and they will want LSU to lose to help them out in the west)
3. I will refuse to let my 3 year old go to one of his t-ball games so he can sing me rocky top (which has already been memorized by him as his night time song) with every UT success durin a game
4. KY fans in Lexington will quit saying "this is the year" on the radio for the first 10 minutes of every sports show during football season and immediately talk about Calipati's recruiting class instead
5. TN will lose one we shouldn't and win one we shouldn't
6. Simms will play in 4 games at some point
7. Volnation servers will crash 6 times between September 3rd and the end of the regular season
8. JJ will be the leader in interceptions at McNeese State
9. We will have more punt return yards than number of fumbles this year
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#44
#44
1. Poole will be top 3 in rushing among SEC backs.
2. Bray will complete over 60%.
3. Young Jac Smith has more sacks than any UT player has had the last five years(Five by four players).
4. The MNC will not come from the SEC.
5. Vols win 8.
 
#45
#45
By my memory, Alabama and North Carolina are the only teams that stopped it. It salted away the Kentucky game. I'm not quite sure how Vol Nation came to think it was so ineffective.

As you said, it was rarely unsuccessful, but often predictable.
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#46
#46
1.Bray has a breakout season and leads us to upset wins over GA/LSU/USC
2.Tebow gets cut in the NFL
3.Urban Meyer,lord of the dark arts,will hire Tebow to be his assistant lord of the dark arts. He will coach Vanderbilt football and create a team so evil it would make the Iceland hockey team from Mighty Ducks 2 look like cupcakes.
4.Vanderbilt will continue to suck
5.We go 9-3 and make it to the Outback Bowl
 
#47
#47
The national championship game will be a 1-loss Vanderbilt vs undefeated Indiana

How's that for random and baseless?
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#48
#48
We will finally score a return touchdown (doesn't matter which kind).

Tauren Poole will start the season strong, then struggle midseason against good defenses, only to close the season strong.

The LSU game will be way more boring than most people think.

Justin Hunter gets injured mid-season (crossing my fingers this doesn't happen).

Ben Martin starts and finishes the season.

Two of our Offensive Linemen will be 2nd team All-SEC.

We lose one assistant coach at the end of the season to the NFL ranks.

Bray has a mediocre season, but lights up Arkansas and UGA.
 
#49
#49
1. Marlin Lane finishes with more rushing yards than Poole ( no slight intended to Poole. He is a good back)

2. DRogers finishes with 2nd most receiving yards in SEC East.

3. We almost upset Bama on last play of game making national headlines, all praise for Dooley and UT. People notice!

4. An injury on the DL causes major concern.

5. No arrests or off field drama all season.

6. We get screwed out of a better bowl game we deserve.
 
#50
#50
1. Bray will throw for 400 yds in one game.
2. Da'Rick will throw for a TD.
3. Curt and AJ will be freshmen all-american.
4. Waggner will lead the team in picks with 5.
5. TP and Lane will both rush for over 100 yds in the same game.
6. Jacques will have at least one sack against all of Florida, Georgia, Alabama, and SC.
 
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