TnScooby
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1. Arkansas contracts major cases of "swine flu"
2. South Carolina contracts major cases of "bird flu"
3. Florida contracts major cases of "imagined flu"
4. Kentucky contracts rabies outbreak from Feral Wildcat mascot
5. LSU has huge team brawl week of game and can't bail out enough players to field a full team
6. Alabama contracts rare but SERIOUS multiple cases of elephantiosis
7. Georgia contracts major rabies (and flea infestation allergy) from UGA(now we know why their mascots have been droppin' like flies)
8. MTSU is found to have borrowed MASSIVE amounts of money to play poker and 68% of the team ruled ineleigible
9. Buffalo has a team picnic and contracts massive food poisoning from a "bad" batch of their wings
10. Cincinnati gets lost on the way to the game(they thought it was in Nashville) and can't make the kickoff, forcing a forfeit.
11. Montana gets so busy on the message boards "defending their honor" and laying out ALL the reasons why they can and will be "the most physical game" Tennessee will play this year they lose track of time and can't make the game( but still insist they want their check-even though they claim they don't "really" need it)
12. Vanderbilt...Well they are just Vanderbilt..Doesn't really require anything out of the ordinary to whoop them..
Yes it sounds strange but even the Mayans have their predictions..:whistling:
2. South Carolina contracts major cases of "bird flu"
3. Florida contracts major cases of "imagined flu"
4. Kentucky contracts rabies outbreak from Feral Wildcat mascot
5. LSU has huge team brawl week of game and can't bail out enough players to field a full team
6. Alabama contracts rare but SERIOUS multiple cases of elephantiosis
7. Georgia contracts major rabies (and flea infestation allergy) from UGA(now we know why their mascots have been droppin' like flies)
8. MTSU is found to have borrowed MASSIVE amounts of money to play poker and 68% of the team ruled ineleigible
9. Buffalo has a team picnic and contracts massive food poisoning from a "bad" batch of their wings
10. Cincinnati gets lost on the way to the game(they thought it was in Nashville) and can't make the kickoff, forcing a forfeit.
11. Montana gets so busy on the message boards "defending their honor" and laying out ALL the reasons why they can and will be "the most physical game" Tennessee will play this year they lose track of time and can't make the game( but still insist they want their check-even though they claim they don't "really" need it)
12. Vanderbilt...Well they are just Vanderbilt..Doesn't really require anything out of the ordinary to whoop them..
Yes it sounds strange but even the Mayans have their predictions..:whistling:
