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pismonque

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Oh jeez. I know everyone in the world loves an adorable sloth but they creep me out to no end, all because of this one disturbing dream I had one time.

Some mysterious government entity was trying to pass these three big sloths off as people in a press conference for some nefarious reason, and I clearly was the only one catching on.

They had shaved the fur off their faces and necks into typical male facial hair patterns (trim mustaches and beards) and dressed them in ill-fitting rumpled suits. They just stood there looking around silently and their movements were subtly non-human. I was like, Those are not people! but no one else seemed to be catching on.

I don't remember what else happened but those sloths in their people get-ups and shaved faces were so disturbing that I still get creeped out by them to this day. Which of course makes my kids enjoy buying birthday cards for me with sloths on them and other similar shenanigans.

But Merry Christmas to you and your cute-to-everyone-else sloth!
 
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Oh jeez. I know everyone in the world loves an adorable sloth but they creep me out to no end, all because of this one disturbing dream I had one time.

Some mysterious government entity was trying to pass these three big sloths off as people in a press conference for some nefarious reason, and I clearly was the only one catching on.

They had shaved the fur off their faces and necks into typical male facial hair patterns (trim mustaches and beards) and dressed them in ill-fitting rumpled suits. They just stood there looking around silently and their movements were subtly non-human. I was like, Those are not people! but no one else seemed to be catching on.

I don't remember what else happened but those sloths in their people get-ups and shaved faces were so disturbing that I still get creeped out by them to this day. Which of course makes my kids enjoy buying birthday cards for me with sloths on them and other similar shenanigans.

But Merry Christmas to you and your cute-to-everyone-else sloth!
LOL....that would creep me out too....it sounds like one of my dreams, always one of those "Wrong Turn" ones....:confused:. And Hey.....Merry Christmas to you and yours....
 
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