[sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"]
Coach Pruitt got run over by Shy Tuttle
Standing on the sideline yesterday,
You can say there's no peril in practice
But when Tuttle comes at you, you make way
Coach was yelling at the tight ends
Telling them to move their feet
So he didn't hear the warning
That he was obstructing the big athlete
When the doctors did get to him
At the scene of the mishap
He had cleat marks on his forehead
And a frightful big foot print on his ball cap
[repeat chorus]
[with apologies to Randy, Elmo & Patsy]