Post your advice to Coach Heupel

[LLcoolDave]

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Lol

 

[Mike_3720]

Make sure your agent negotiates a nice buyout!

 

[mizzou waltz]

Don’t use McDonald’s bags.

 

[SKBubba]

There are no 7-11s here. Weigel's is the substitute.

We do have Publix, though. And they have the ingredients for a decent Cuban Sandwich even up here. Or you can go over to Aroma Cafe in Maryville.

No need for a house with a pool. Unless it is indoors and heated.

We don't have hurricanes, but people act the same for 1/2" of snow.

Cades Cove is not a place you can dock your big-ass Sea Ray. In fact, ditch the Sea Ray and get a bass boat. The bass are puny compared to FL, but most people fish for crappie anyway.

 

[Volinnooga]

Pay no attention to the Legions of the Misérables.

 

[murfreesboro_vol]

...and keep it nice ya filthy animals

I'll go first

1) Don't say individuals so much. I know. It doesn't make sense. Trust me on this one.

2) We need you to have thick skin. Our last three coaches were thin skinned sensitive things, and the job ate them alive. By year three they were in the metaphorical fetal position with the fans and the media. Stay tough, you'll do well.

Give Arch Manning a whole McDonalds location

 

[BigCountryVol]

Don’t let your meat loaf

 

[iluvsmesumdooley]

Drink heavily

And often.

 

[JoAllan]

Be the Anti Pruitt

 

[savannahfan]

DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO US!!!

 

[iluvsmesumdooley]

Get the hoagie on dark at Sam and Andy's or Time Out deli. Gus's as well...........

The hoagie on dark is dope. Also, doesn't Gus's have some fried shrooms? Time Out Deli used to.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

win

 

[MaTaLa]

1. Beat gators
2. Beat gators
3. Beat gators
4. Stay off VN

 

[tnvolfan16]

i wouldnt look past a 3 year lease on my house

 

[Vol524]

Win.

 

[gemlek]

study everything McCornbread did...…...and do the opposite.

 

[DiderotsGhost]

So long as you win a national championship in Year 1 and then win a national championship every year thereafter, you will be able to keep 94% of the fanbase happy.

 

[AstonRoyal]

Don't worry about the fans... Seriously just focus on winning

 

[Jxn Vol]

Don’t wear a checkerboard broken condom on your head on game day.

What you do in your own time is up to you.

 

[Flipdaddy]

Linemen, linemen linemen. If he gets an elite offensive line, 3 star skilled players will look like 4 and 5 stars. The ole cliche of the game starts up front is so true.

 

[cobbwebb0710]

Always take the detour around “the rock!”
Delete your twitter account.
Never turn your back on your defensive coordinator.
“Happy meal” has a different meaning in Knoxville
Get the hot chicken sliders at Balter beer works.
Club XYZ is not a hangout for football coaches...
Tell your wife to get ready to to start washing entire loads of orange laundry.
If you need a weekend bachelor pad, I know a guy in Oxford.
GBO!!

 

[iluvsmesumdooley]

So long as you win a national championship in Year 1 and then win a national championship every year thereafter, you will be able to keep 94% of the fanbase happy.

Puh-leeze. Most of us are praying for a nine win season.

 

[cepatton21]

Put up 10 points or 100 points....by a field goal or by 3 tds....at the end of the day nobody cares...JUST WIN!!!!!!!....For my SANITY and BLOOD PRESSURE.....WIN!!!! If you win.....i won't have to read posts on Twitter and VolNation about your LOOKS, YOUR WEIGHT, YOUR SAYINGS, or YOUR GRAMMAR. Instead all the village idiots will JUMP back on the bandwagon AND Scream "IT FEELS LIKE 98" Good luck....you will need it! P.S. I am selfish.

 

[Ron Dodson]

JUST WIN BABY!!!! JUST WIN!!

 

[deezvols]

Josh, get off VN