Post something, about the poster above you..

[volmanjr]

Frankenstien never scared him only Marsupials...cause they're fast.

(Repeat I know but Bob and Tom Fans should know this one)

 

[Lexvol]

Once had a threesome with the bearded lady and a midget.

 

[volmanjr]

Wants one of those short silky robes with the dragon on the back that you see at the Chinese Buffet.

 

[Lexvol]

Was the lead off hitter in the first baseball game ever played.

 

[Crew]

...wishes he'd thought of velcro first.

 

[volmanjr]

invented the styrofoam peanut

 

[Crew]

....makes fists with his toes.

 

[volmanjr]

can play musical notes with 5 different parts of his body

 

[Crew]

....sings "jimmy crack corn" and dosent care.

 

[orange+white=heaven]

Is surprised when the guy by the side of the road holding a "will work for food" sign, refuses to mow his lawn in exchange for a Big Mac...

 

[cd12]

Once auditioned for the Ronald McDonald gig!

 

[VOLracerx]

Almost caught the Hamburglar in the act.

 

[cd12]

Wishes his ole lady would dress up like Wendy!

 

[volmanjr]

once drop kicked the Taco Bell dog across the parking lot when they mixed up his order

 

[dan4vols]

The bday boy turns 38....the year when a ninja carries the coals filled cauldron by his forearms to obtain the dragon/tiger seared icons....fear the ninja :ninja:

 

[volmanjr]

Has 38 confused with 37....this is the year I have to levitate over an open flamed fire pit while chanting the sacred Ninja creed.

 

[Volunteersfan]

met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky and stole chicken from her

 

[Volunteersfan]

scares away everyone from this thread

 

[mattvols]

is Bill Paxton's #1 Stormchaser

 

[thebradmanvolfan]

wishes he was a volnation predator

no i am just playing

 

[volmanjr]

Got rabies from a sabertooth

 

[dan4vols]

Is a Dolphins fan somewhere down deep

 

[volmanjr]

He see's dolphin fans, they're everywhere.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Goes up to random strangers with his right arm extended and says do you know which way is the gym and flexes his bicep..........

 

[volmanjr]

carries a picture of his kidney stone in his wallet