Good! Just own it.
When we win due to defensive effort, just say we bottle the opposition.
When we win a real close one, just say we don't do French kissing, just baytch-slapping.
When they say our fans are mustards, let them know they're retards and ask them which is the better.
There are so many ways to twist and turn this thing. Perhaps a special one when we play and beat Ole Pississippi.
Signed, sealed, delivered in a yellow jar.
Now, it's time for you to say goodbye.
Don't, don't, don't be ashamed to cry.
Signed, sealed, and delivered in a mustard bottle;
Today your ambition, we had to throttle.
And so you're now signed, sealed, and delivered in a yellow jar.
But we are not done, no, this isn't enough.
But you go on home and play a round of golf.
Own it Vols fans, have fun with it, stick the knife in and twist it.